I got tackeld by the keeper
by Rapy_Racoon September 21, 2017
Get the Keepermug. by Theproblem November 18, 2022
Get the Time Keepermug. A person who continuously responds back to a murder or shooting. The score board will be the number of deaths(bodies) the person has.
John Doe is such a good score keeper. Hes always shooting back at those people. I think hes up 10-1 on the score board.
by NotoriousBigB March 20, 2021
Get the Score Keepermug. The photo keeper is someone who keeps all the photos of friendship groups on their phone in an album, also could be edits.
by J_Dxvils March 15, 2021
Get the Photo Keepermug. Nickname for a biological mother who has done nothing but traumatize her children, then lose custody of said children, and choose drugs over everything and anything. Her idea of bonding is offering you to tag-along for a night of blowing bums and contracting STDs. She refuses to take accountability or apologize for selling her children for drugs, abandon them in strangers apartments, and every other fucked up thing she’s done.
Hey, who’s that?
That’s my biological mother, we call her the Crypt Keeper.
Like from Tales Of The Crypt?
Exactly, but crackhead version.
That’s my biological mother, we call her the Crypt Keeper.
Like from Tales Of The Crypt?
Exactly, but crackhead version.
by poisoned poet April 4, 2022
Get the Crypt Keepermug. by Survivor Actually Sucks! July 5, 2025
Get the Tavern Keepermug. A term for an abandoned sexual partner.
The situation usually occurs whilst one is heavily intoxicated. As the moment of intercourse nears, one has a sudden reckoning, caused by realisation of the potential partners appearance, weight or hygiene situation - and abandons the encounter with haste.
The speed of the exit means their watch will be left behind, and makes retrieval of the watch unlikely.
The Watch Keeper may keep the watch as a memento or dispose of it.
The situation usually occurs whilst one is heavily intoxicated. As the moment of intercourse nears, one has a sudden reckoning, caused by realisation of the potential partners appearance, weight or hygiene situation - and abandons the encounter with haste.
The speed of the exit means their watch will be left behind, and makes retrieval of the watch unlikely.
The Watch Keeper may keep the watch as a memento or dispose of it.
by Rick Lame November 18, 2023
Get the Watch Keepermug.