crap on crust

Something that tastes like crap that is on crust. Most of the time it is used as a term for pizza that sucks; A's Pizza

Some Guy: Ya, I just went to A's Pizza and got some "crap on crust".
Other Guy: Mmmm, crap on crust sounds good right now.

by terd ferguson February 16, 2005

Tit Crust

The oversized bacterial fungous growing on and around the female breast, usually caused by extremely overweight females that cannot get to those tight areas with the soap, for
more info please contact Imran, his mom is very experienced with it.

I was going down on Imran's mom but then I suddenly noticed a crust buildup around her titties. I screamed out "Tit Crust" and ran out the door and hauled ass home. Man that was some scary shit.

by Imran Bob Carr December 28, 2005

pie crust

The filthy, diseased, nasty layer of scum covering a pussy rank with more STDs than you can name. Just looking at it makes dicks shrivel back into their owners for fear of catching the foul stuff. So nasty, not even the crabs like being there.

"Man, I was about to fuck this bitch, but man when she pulled off her panties.. the Pie Crust on that was so nasty I puked."

by Jaggerjack October 14, 2007

Crust Technician

One who shapes, or 'slaps', a piece of dough into the base of a pizza.

The Crust Technician was the one who made sure your pizza was the correct size and shape.

by Blackdeathjackal September 9, 2010

Brownie Crust

Pale brownish flakes found around the anus are from a lack of anal hygiene.

Hey man, I heard you tried anal with Britney last night.
No, when we got back to my place I found out she had a brownie crust.

by Brownie Muncher April 18, 2018

elons crust

A common word used to decribe elon musks crusty dusty armpits. This is a delicacy in many countries around the world like america. It is usually served with donals trumps foot fungus. However can also be used as a prostitute

"got some elons crust for dinner today."
"dude wtf."

by stortankelitetbean November 9, 2021

Crust Paste

moist ointment for your crustiness.

Can you pass the crust paste? My weave is getting crusty again.

by lol times 10 May 10, 2014