cum sailed

A woman that gives a blowjob to everyone in the room all in a line.

Bitch, you totaly cum sailed that party the other night!

by Yermum69n July 13, 2017

All Sail!

it's a word for Pirates

Pirate: All Sail!
Someone: Aye, Aye, Captin!

by All Sail! June 5, 2020

sail the seven seas

to pirate something, usually software or other electronic downloads. usually the pirating website is very sketchy and you will probably get a virus but it’s worth it sometimes.

i dont have the money for my college textbook so i sail the seven seas to get a pdf

by pinkpillowprincess July 8, 2025

sails fine

Shit that rides smooth. Good shit. Smooth sailing.

Sails fine, man.

by Neverendbro December 15, 2010

Sailing

To have sex with somebody

“I was sailing my side and my main hoe called my phone, I watched the phone ring”

by Basharrr January 11, 2023

Sail the porch

To spend long periods of time on one's front porch. Usually involves music, conversation and some form of inebriates. May also involve food, especially food produced from a grill.

I'm just planning to sail the porch tonight, you can come hang, too.

by tehamahreha February 28, 2009

Urban Sail

When a breeze kicks up and your umbrella becomes either uncontrollable, inverts itself in your hands, or flies from your grip.

Synonyms: urban kite, umbrella sail, umbrella kite

"Umbrellas are a pain in the ass. Sure, they protect your head and shoulders from the rain, but the second the slightest breeze kicks up, you suddenly find yourself the unwitting mast for an urban sail that, best case scenario, inverts itself in your hands, and worst case scenario, flies from your grip, whips down the street and spears the Pope in the neck." - Tracy V.

Source: Cracked.com, Tracy V. (Invictus99)

by notfeelingcreative June 4, 2014