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Humans

n. Humans - Retards, that destroy forests, and kill each other apparently.
In this case, humans is being defined as the most retarded biological life form on earth.
I'm stupid, I'm a human writing this, so how am I supposed to know how to put this word in a sentence. But I'll do it anyway.
1. A human has wet themselves.
by Just Your Everyday Smart Azz November 9, 2018
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Human

I am not human
by Alian December 15, 2019
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Humans

You fucking humans, you have killed yourselves just so you can get some more useless green papers.
by Go-swami September 5, 2019
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human

bad species that should return to monkeys
also as a better term: more evolved monkeys that almost die when they give birth
"hey bob the human!" "H E L L O T H E R E J O E S E P H I N E" "somthings off..." "N O" "o ok"
by jsr89inhg jdir July 1, 2021
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human

a tasty, annoying penis headed creature.
Man 1: your a human
Man 2: ree?! (kills man 1)
by penis headed goat April 26, 2019
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Human

The state of which any semi-intelligent, narcissistic, selfish, loud, obnoxious organisims have reached the limit of their limited mental capacity and slowly sit down to wither away and die, while contemplating whether to pull the trigger of the loaded 12-gauge shotgun positioned in their mouth.
Her: What do you think of this species Gabe?
Me: Awful, utterly distasteful, just human
by Gabe654123 March 7, 2017
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humanities

The worst fucking subject after maths.

If you enjoy this subject kys or just get hurt badly.
'Yo what class you got next?'
'Ugh fucking humanities'
'Praying for you bro'
by cooch13destroyer March 5, 2021
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