Harold

Fucking fat nerd that plays rust all day. Like to eat dick and ass for a living, Has rust on uncensored mode that type of weirdo and it turns him on..... small brain.

"Yo that kid Harold is dog shit at valorant"
"Right... hes bronze...….."

"He also gets no bitches"

by SammiiSkillz August 8, 2021

Do a harold

Eating past 12oclock.

I might do a Harold night and have a pizza.

by Migraine 52 February 21, 2023

Harold

A nice, calm and laid back person who is always there relaxing even when everyone is going crazy.

guy 1: Sam is such a nice, relaxing guy
guy 2: I know right he's such a Harold
guy 1: ya I'm actually kinda into him
guy 2: ya its to bad he's straight

by PanTrans212 January 18, 2021

Hark the Harold

To Hark the Harold is to masturbate with a very dry poinsettia leaf, which may cause extreme discomfort and Ray Charles's eye death type blindness.

Raymond - Dude, I'm so fucking blind!!!

Chuck - I thought you had your diabetes under control.

Raymond - I do, but I tried to Hark the Harold and now just feel so incredibly fucking blind!

by itsnotJim December 7, 2010

Harolds

A lifestyle of a family that’s bond cannot be broken, a group guys with a unbreakable friendship, the friend group that everyone wants into

I wanna become 1 of the Harolds

by Tyrone 12220 January 26, 2022

Old fashion Harold

When you use baby powder or gold bond to powder your privates and say HAROLD.

While putting gold bond between my booty cheeks I yelled HAROLD! Thus giving me an old fashion Harold

by Baby Harold October 11, 2025

Harold

Code name for a hot girl. When being discreet and trying to alert the boys to a beautiful woman within the vicinity. Simply announcing Harold will turn the boys into watch towers. Those that announce Harold incorrectly will be judged with unrelenting fury.

Harold! -everyone looks

Hey did you see that Harold working over at the Kia dealership?

by Harold-the Harold whisperer January 17, 2023