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Story Goblin

A person who commonly interrupts and 'takes over' a story that another person is currently telling.

This person will then take the story off on their own tangent ultimately leading people to forget about the original story and make people listen to their story.
I was telling everyone about my holiday yesterday, and then Jane interrupted me and just started talking about her past holidays. She is such a story goblin.
by hob-gobbo July 15, 2010
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sesh goblin

A sesh goblin is someone who really enjoys the sesh, sometimes a little to much. A sesh goblin will smash through all their drugs at the party and everyone else's because of their 'sesh goblin' nature. Another trait of the "sesh goblin" is that although they are happy to do everyone else's drugs they can't share their own personal supply because they need it to become a "sesh goblin".
"fucking hell mate I'm just a pure sesh goblin rack us a line up mush chore mush"
by AME PUSSY DESTROYER April 20, 2018
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Snout Goblin

Someone who loves cigarettes. Usually JPS or Benson and Hedges. snout goblins will do anything to get a cigarette, even if it means the genocide of a whole race.
Oh my goodness Darren, please get the kids inside I just saw the local snout goblin !
by The Babber October 7, 2019
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goblin pong

Dude, we ran out of beer and went to goblin pong. I don't remember much after that...
by GeorgieQ November 8, 2006
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Spear Goblin

Spear goblin is a phrase you use to answer a question in which you have no say or opinion in.
"What are your thoughts on the political outreaches some governors are making?"
"Spear Goblin"
by Stabbingcheetah87 February 22, 2022
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Cif goblin

Whoever accepts or steals cif gear knowing it isn't theirs
Martinez raised his hand when Davis asked "whose camelback is this" knowing damn well it wasn't his, what a cif goblin!
by Wagner <3 cox internet April 8, 2022
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Taki Goblin

A small term used to describe what people could assume from the "average" black person.
There are too many Taki Goblins in my neighborhood
by mistergiggles425 June 4, 2021
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