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Zook (Zʊk)

Pronunciation /Zʊk/ Rhymes with Hook.
According to Wordhippo, Zook means A person who is associated with petty criminality and who is seen as strongly identified with brand names in music, clothing, sport, vehicles, and so forth.
In my opinion, the word Zook should mean for Gen-z Hoodlums. Here in Florida, we have annoying hoodlum twats that think they're better than everyone else. They usually wear pyjamas and crocs, have their hands in their pants with they pants saggin, watch stupid ass TikToks, cant go one day without saying bro more than 100 times, have trash car mods, walk with their shoulders flinging about, Dress like Fagtards. Their girlfriends have eyelashes about to fly off, have no respect, and they're big douchefags of society. They're like chavs in a way.
Zook (Zʊk): A person who is associated with petty criminality and who is seen as strongly identified with brand names in music, clothing, sport, vehicles, and so forth
Person: *On his phone, his business*

Zooks: * Walk next to the dude talking about the bullshit right next to him*
Zooks: *Notices him*
Zook 1: AYO ain't you gonna dab me up??
Zook 2: You Textin the hoes?
Zook 3: Are you a real NPC, BRuHH??
Person: *Grabs gun and starts shooting them*
by TheSuckaWhoDontFucka February 7, 2024
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Zoosexual

Zoosexuality is a sexual attraction to non-human animals. People who are zoosexual are generally also romantically attracted to animals.
Zoosexuality is often used interchangeably to refer to bestiality, but it is important to realize zoosexuality and bestiality are 2 different things.
SCENARIO 1: Zoosexual vs Anti-zoo
Person 1: I'm a zoosexual
Person 2: Ew that's disgusting you should **** yourself

SCENARIO 2: Zoosexual vs Normal Person
Person 1: I'm a zoosexual
Person 2: What's a zoosexual?
Person 1: Someone who is attracted to animals
Person 2: Ok I personally find that disgusting but I won't hate you for it because you can't decide your sexuality
by funnyguyboy69420 November 27, 2023
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zoosadist

Someone who derives sexual pleasure in the torturing or harm of an animal. Zoosadists are a sub-category of zoophiles, zoophiles are people who believe it is okay to have sexual relations with an animal instead of a human. Zoosadists will often do horrific things while in the process of relations.
Zoosadists are a lousy excuse for "people" and should be executed.
by purroids February 27, 2024
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Zookeepers

Zookeepers are people with low intelligence who usually suffer from Notable examples are people who laugh hysterically at terrible comedies, people who shop for cars "by payment," Millennial women who make Evangelical TikToks, and Gen X women who give out unsolicited and dangerous medical advice on FaceBook. In general, they exhibit the Dunning Kruger effect with their words and actions. They are typically overweight and dress in ironic t-shirts that say things like "Blessed" along with flip-flops. They usually have young children who scream on airplanes and can only be silenced with McDonald's fries. They typically sell MLM products until their friends and family have stopped talking to them. The term is derived from an episode of the popular web series Half in the Bag featuring the movie The Zookeeper. In this episode, the types of people who enjoy terrible cookie-cutter low-brow comedies are described. One example from The Zookeeper is when Kevin James's character takes a man in a gorilla suit and when the gorilla sees the sign, he says, "Shuuuut... uuuuup" and the audience howls with laughter "because they've heard of TGI Friday's." These individuals lack so much awareness of themselves and what they witness that they laugh at product placements.
"How was the new Minions movie last night?"

"It was OK but it was hard to enjoy because the BO and breath of the people around me were intolerable. They also screamed every time they saw a Minion, so they screamed every 10 seconds for 90 minutes straight."

"Well, Minions fans are some of the biggest Zookeepers around. There's not much you can do but avoid them if you have the choice."
by johnnemo March 30, 2024
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zoosuiter

'I'm a zoosuiter :3'
'what the actual hell thats disgusting man'
by riv3rw4ter May 25, 2024
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Zooked

First starting with the FPS Series BATTLEFIELD 1942, Zooking or being Zooked is the act of of using a dumb fire rocket i.e. Bazooka, RPG, SMAW, M5 Recoilless to take down enemy aircraft with precision and without "locking on" with the help of a tracker or Soflam.
KingZookSF is a madman, he's been Zooking players all day.

I just saw that Jet get Zooked
by KingZookSF June 12, 2024
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ZLoSkee

Guy that harasses his ex girlfriend
Bruh freakin ZLoSkee for drivin by Felicia house ever hour
by Morristown September 29, 2024
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