An amazing human- well maybe we're not entirely sure yet. Someone who found a way to make a depressed weirdo laugh and smile literally every day for an entire year. Someone who no matter how high I build my walls can make them come crashing down. Someone who has so much shit going on that they don't deserve. Someone who deserves to be happy and get everything they want out of life without having to dread somedays without having to have an "eh" day someone who deserves to have someone worship them.
Zoey is fucking amazing
by weird-Alien March 14, 2021
by Peepeepoopoope May 17, 2023
She be wack sometimes ong but she cool when she ain’t tryna talk shit but she also be turning guys gay but that ain’t her fault she didn’t know he was gay he just thought she was hot for being a gay guy Ig I don’t really know but she be built like a hour glass and got a sassy attitude with the men on the daily she attracts pedophiles without even trying to names JAKEEEEEE I mean WTF how dat even happen man named jake must be a pedophile ong but even as I am writing this long ass mother fucken paragraph she be talkin smack so deuces to the real one and don’t duck with no jake
by drunkdic420 November 21, 2021
A real BITCH. a girl who can ruin ur day just by looking at her, she can be very very snotty, very rude and low key ugly. she thinks that she’s perfect but really isn’t. she always puts herself out there (in a bad) and then gets made fun of for it. but then gets mad. she doesn’t understand things well, a zoey can take things wayyy to far. she a total jerk, and isn’t a very good friend, she may seem all nice/sweet/ caring/ loyal/ and innocent at first but she REALLY ISNT, when u get to know her. just watch out everyone, DONT be friends with a ZOEY!!
hey see that girl over there?
yea, who is she?
she’s a zoey.. u better watch out, never be friends with her!!
yea, who is she?
she’s a zoey.. u better watch out, never be friends with her!!
by accountsomething December 26, 2019
Zoey, she is a girl that is funny, thoughtful, pretty, and kind. She is very quiet and doesn’t talk much but as soon as you get to know her she never shuts up. She always put others before herself. She not very athletic but music is her thing. Every time you see her she probably has AirPods in blasting music. She had medium length brown hair that is always in a ponytail and big green eyes. She is a very supportive friend, a zoey will be there for you. She will be a shoulder to cry on, zoey will go to any performance or game you have and be the loudest one cheering you on. Zoeys are smart but likely forgot to have common sense. The are so fun to hang with. If you have a Zoey in your life, cherish her and keep her safe. She is one of the best and most supportive people you can ever meet
Person 1: Why is Zoey so quiet
Person 2: what?! She is one of the most fun and loud people I know
Person 1: …
Person 2: what?! She is one of the most fun and loud people I know
Person 1: …
by bestie_im_dylan May 22, 2022
A girl who everyone thinks is mean but is literally irreplaceable because of how easily she can touch your entire soul. "manipulative" isn't even the word when you get on her bad side. She's not basic, she's not girly, and she has the prettiest deep brown eyes that gets most guys to break contact when looking at them. She's always single for the stupidest reason that never applies to how great she is. If you're her bsf/bbsf (her preference), keep it that way because once she cuts you off, she sure as hell won't look back once. She knows her self worth, she has the best advice, she's always misunderstood for no reason whatsoever cuz she makes sense when she's expressing herself. Most people don't know her like she does so she prefers to keep to herself a lot. She's quite aggressive when it comes to guys who don't respect women, are women-beaters, girls who are pick-me's, and abusive parents. If she ever comes across these four, you will see a whole other side of her come out that'll make you want to run into a corner and stay there until it's over. For anyone who's crush was named Zoey; you were one lucky fucker if she ever had a crush on you. If she was a Scorpio too, you should've wifed her up when you had the chance. or IF you had the chance.
Who's that?
That's Zoey. You know, that girl from last year?
That's Zoey?
Yeah.
Damn. She got a glow-up.
When did she ever NOT have one?
No, like cuz I'm saying that she---
Ni-- gtfo he'e.
*real convo between me and the boys btw*
That's Zoey. You know, that girl from last year?
That's Zoey?
Yeah.
Damn. She got a glow-up.
When did she ever NOT have one?
No, like cuz I'm saying that she---
Ni-- gtfo he'e.
*real convo between me and the boys btw*
by mrsandmanB)224 November 06, 2023