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zodiac crush

the first astrology dating movie ever produced
Yo I just watched Zodiac Crush movie and it was crushing man
by jrhome76 March 16, 2023
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Zodiac Bana

The term "Zodiac Bana" was created by artist ccallmecam. This can mean "Perfect Girl" or "Zodiac Killer."
Zach: "I really want a Zodiac Bana right now"

Cameron: "Me too, but could she be out there?"
by ccallmecam June 10, 2023
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Zodiac Omnist

Someone who identifies with all zodiac signs.
As a Zodiac Omnist, he studies all the signs, believing that everyone has aspects of every sign within them.
by EternalSerpent June 23, 2023
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Zodiacophile

People overly obsessed with zodiac signs/horoscopes. Alternatively, a person who is not obsessed, but simply knows everything under the sun about zodiac signs “just in case”.
Ray: Hey, what’s your zodiac thing?
Fred: Rising alphabet sun tiger moon fish calculator. But really I’m a saxophone.

Ray: I just wanted to send you a zodiac meme. You’re such a zodiacophile.
by Raymondeus July 16, 2023
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zonkalicious

"Woah dude that guy looks Zonkalicious"
by Mr. Rager007 July 24, 2024
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Zodiac signs

Bullshit repeated over and over again by every astrology girl on planet Earth.
They use it because they just so happen to have no personality, so they like to lean on whatever the garbage horoscopes are cranking out this week.

They base their entire life off of whatever month they happen to be born in, and I guess they were right on how your zodiac sign makes a difference because their one made them fucking retarded.

Oh and don't get me started about all this "compatibility" bullshit like they will actually fucking leave you because of your birth month. Don't you know compatibility is based off of actual fucking compatibility and not what start was in the sky when you were born?
Of course you didn't.

In short, zodiac signs mean that someone is too retarded to have any personality traits or unique qualities about themselves so they consult to the nearest crackpot retard in a 10 mile radius to tell them what to do.
Astrology retard: I LOOOOVE zodiac signs!
Normal person: And here's the restraining order.
by leo123456 December 9, 2023
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Zodiaphobia

A strong disliking or fear of a particular zodiac sign.
Ugh I don’t like virgo men, I keep dating them and it never ends well. I guess that means I have zodiaphobia.
by venicebinch February 29, 2024
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