Yoink

If you yoink something you grab something someone else wants to grab.

I am going to yoink the last piece of cheese

by Yoinker1234 September 12, 2018

Yoink

The act of grabbing something (usually at a fast speed).

Thought of as the opposite of yeet, but with equal force.

"My dog just yoinked my burger out of my hands. It happened so fast."

by Deebus21x October 6, 2019

The Yoinks

a washed yet unshowered retired video game player

"man remember when The Yoinks wasn't a bitch"

by The Yoinks November 16, 2023

Yoinking My Doink

"Yoinking My Doink" is the phrase used to imply yanking on one's dick. Can be used interchangeably with "Yoinking My Boink".

Person A: Hey! How's it going?

Person B: Pretty great, you know, I won the lottery!

Person A: No way man, you've gotta be yoinking my doink.

by [\/] April 26, 2025

Yoink

Yeet in reverse

Can you yoink me that cookie?

by Thoughtscollide January 23, 2019

Yoink

What to say to your sexual partner after they finish.

*Man finishes*
Woman: yoink

by Pkdbducbe July 25, 2018

Yoink

To steal, catch, accelerate or shoot.

To yoink (to yoink or not to yoink, that is the question)

Yoinking (I am currently yoinking)

Yoinked (yesterday I yoinked your mom)

Yoinked/has yoinked (your loved ones are dead, for I have yoinked them)



A yoinker: someone who is dedicated to yoinking

That yoinker

Yoinkers; plural form of yoinker



Origin of the word yoink: the greek god yoinkus maximus, known for hes powers to yoink pears from children

Boy 1: Man, why you locked up?
Boy 2: I yoinked a man
Boy1: Understandable, have a great day

by The yonker November 20, 2018