A not so good guy, Xander is a racist, sexist homophobe who will do anything, and I mean anything to get a girl. He is also irritated by the sound of a keyboard.
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Get the Xalder mug.A Xanderman is when you take take a Tootsie pop and continue altering it between your mouth and someone else's ass. The real trick is not knowing if you've reached the center or just have shit on the tootsie pop.
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Get the Xanderman mug.A god like black kid who is a resident of Blue Springs, MO. He frequently wears shades and will jump you at any moment using a pencil or a eraser hanging on the end of a nuse. He make cocktails and frequently will end up mixing the wrong things into his drinks. Like the black god he is Xander Hall likes to make memes to help deal with his depression (His shades hides the fact that hes slowly losing his sanity). Be on the look out for his dad. "Have you seen my Dad?"
Merdy Mop#1- Hey you got the pods i bought?
Merdy Mop#2- Yea my nigga, lemme get one out
Xander Hall- YOU EAT ALL MY BEANS NIGGA!!!
Merdy Mop#1- Oh shit!
Merdy Mop#2- Run my nigga! Run!
Xander Hall- I'm not even using 10% of my power.
*continues to beat with handmade whip
Merdy Mop#2- Yea my nigga, lemme get one out
Xander Hall- YOU EAT ALL MY BEANS NIGGA!!!
Merdy Mop#1- Oh shit!
Merdy Mop#2- Run my nigga! Run!
Xander Hall- I'm not even using 10% of my power.
*continues to beat with handmade whip
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