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real woman

A phrase normally used by fat middle-aged female journalists to make their fat middle-aged readers feel better about them selves. They use to somehow imply that any woman that isn’t overweight isn’t a “real woman” Also used by the disgusting dove campaign for “real beauty” which uses this bullshit to sell soap. This word is synonymous with the word “curvy” which has also lost its real meaning.
Fat woman: Victoria Beckham isn’t a real woman because she’s not a fat bitch like me
Man: Oh, so how the fuck did she have three kids then?
by jerry_the_worm February 12, 2008
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Celtic Woman

A group of five girls, (Lisa Kelly, Chloe Agnew, Alex Sharpe and Lynn Hilary on Volcals with Mairead Nesbitt on the fiddle) who sing a mix of country, folk, Disany and even more popular pop songs. May it be, Danny Boy, Orinoco Flow, You Raise Me Up, Carrickfergus, Amazing Grace, When you Believe and True colors are all covered up Celtic Woman.

Sharon Browne and David Downes are the founders of the group. They had Five CD's out by 2010.

Former members include Orla Fallon, Meav Ni Mhaolchatha and Hayley Westenra.
Celtic Woman's cover of Amazing Grace is the most amazing version ever!!
by StarFar October 10, 2010
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rib woman

the woman made from adam's rib
by raptor jebus December 23, 2008
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Gawd I hate that woman, she's a disbelieving Jew!

A sentence commonly shouted by delusional old women who were brought up in a "proper" and "pure" world if they hate a particular woman for being a disbelieving Jew. It is commonly believed that in the 1930s and into the early 1940s, the words 'Gawd I hate that woman, she's a disbelieving Jew!' were commonly uttered as an interjection of surprise...
"So Nana, what is your opinion on Britney Spears and the media attention she is getting in the aftermath of her custody battle?"
"Gawd I hate that woman, she's a disbelieving Jew!"
by Adam, Associate of Ross April 1, 2008
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My kind of woman

A beautiful song Jack sings to his soul mate Heather.

You’re my, my, my, my kind of woman
by Foreverx June 20, 2018
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Good Looking Woman Disease

A disease that is prevalent in good looking women as a result of getting used to men doing things for them. The disease makes them lazy, gives them a sense of always expecting guys to do things for them, and a sense of knowing they can get away with inappropriate behavior. The disease also causes them to act inconsiderate to men since they know they can get away with it because of their looks.
Every girl at work spends one hour every Friday afternoon to write up their weekly report except Lisa. Any of the guys at work are glad to do it for her since she is so good looking. She know she will never have to write the report because she has Good Looking Woman Disease.

Jodi, who has Good Looking Woman Disease, got an A on the group project although she didn't do any of the work. Tom, Brian, and Tim asked her to be in their group because she is good looking and they did her share of the work.

Tammy was 30 minutes late for her date. She has Good Looking Woman disease and does not respect people's time.
by G Chan March 31, 2009
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Florida Woman

The female version of Florida Man. At least she doesn't do many dumb outrageous crimes but still, this is Florida
Examples:
- Florida Woman arrested after pelting brother with chicken nuggets
- Florida Woman who doesn't speak Spanish sues for discrimination after she's denied job as a Spanish teacher
- Florida Woman fights to keep her pet alligator who wears clothes and "rides" ATVs.
- Florida Woman drives dead daughter to West Virginia
- Florida Woman beats up racist pregnant woman in hotel lobby
by i hate sjws April 19, 2018
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