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Like watching snails fuck

When you're watching something thats so slow and boring, it's the equivalent of having to watch snails fuck.
I had to wait in line behind this old lady who paid for her groceries in pennies, I swear it was like watching snails fuck!
by potwo84 January 25, 2011
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Bird watching

The act of checking out a guy’s bulge or visible penis line
Hey dude, Gray sweat pants season is coming...there’s gonna be a lot of bird watching going on with all that visible penis line walking around
by TrblMkr September 26, 2020
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Binge-Watching

Binge-Watching is when you watch TV shows, Movies or anything for a long time non-stop. This can be a sign of depression so If you have a family member or friend who binge watches, why don't you ask them to do an activity with you. Something that might lift their mood. Binge-Watching is probably always caused by boredom. In some situations, it could be because you want to fit in.

That's Binge-Watching in a nutshell whilst thinking outside of my big box.
Yesterday, Mike spent six hours Binge-Watching Gotham on Netflix.
by Kingsarwar06 May 7, 2019
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Watching Andy Griffin

to masterbate. (Used by Martin Lawerence in "You So Crazy" when there was nothing on T.V. to watch except Andy Griffin. It describes the tendenacy of a male, who, when alone, will always reach his hands down his pants and play with himself.)
Phone rings
Martin: "Hello"
Friend: "Wassup dog! Whatcha doin'?"
Martin: "Nothing.....just sitting here..... watching andy griffin."
by Tre-Dog September 1, 2006
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cock watching

Constantly watching the cock when someone goes pee pee.
Mr. Sandusky was cock watching Billy while he went to the bathroom.
by Holywood Hogan October 19, 2013
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whale watching

The act of watching or observing fat people
guy 1: "should we go to McDonald's?"

guy 2:"no, I don't like whale watching"
by Rad70000001 October 17, 2011
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