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Reese Witherspoon

A girl who looks average until she smiles when it becomes plain she has horse DNA.

An idiot that is lucky enough to get a guy like Ryan Phillipe then spends so much time away from a mirror she forgets how lucky she was.

An ugly whining bitch.
A: "Is that Reese Witherspoon?"
B: "No, it's my daughters new pony, but I see the resemblance."

A: "Did you hear Ryan Phillipe and Reese Witherspoon have split up?"

B: "Yeah, she must've given up hope of ever getting laid again by something that doesn't live under a bridge"
by lukaz January 14, 2007
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withe

contraction for the words "with" and "the"
I was gonna go withe Petersons to Disneyland
I was playing the cd withe cd player.
by Jerad November 29, 2003
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Butt Buddy Withdrawal Syndrome (BBWS)

A sickness that occurs when one is apart from their butt buddy for more than three months. Symptoms include but are not limited to depression, tears, anger, nausea, insomnia, and explosive diarrhea.
Oh man, I haven't seen Sam in a while, I think I'm developing Butt Buddy Withdrawal Syndrome (BBWS), cause I blew up my toilet the other day
by Dewlong May 20, 2014
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Fort Wetherill

Best place to bomb hills and cliff jump in Rhode Island. Located in Jamestown.
"We're going to Fort Wetherill to cliff-jump."
by spease September 10, 2006
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Withering Tights

Withering Tights is a novel written by English author Louise Rennison about the misadventures of a girl called Tallulah Casey. It is a work of teenage fiction and good reviews. As of 2013, there are 3 books in the series (but more may still come). These are:
Withering Tights
A Midsummer Tights Dream
The Taming Of The Tights

The blurb on the back reads: 'You know what it's like when you have your first snog, and it feels like a tiny bat is barging around in your mouth? Of course you do. So you will love Tallulah Casey as she careers about in her tights. She's your kind of mate.'
Becky: What book are you reading right now?
Annie: I'm reading 'Withering Tights', it's really good.
by ZebraBuffalo May 29, 2013
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Reese witherspooning

What's it gonna take to get you reese witherspooning?
by BibiBB March 3, 2021
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withe

Withe is the abbreviation for 'with the'.
Example 1:
Withe majority of people on the internet being Grammar Nazis, it was clear this something had to be done.

Example 2:
The Grammar Nazis attacked withe intent purge the world of shitty grammar.
by Deep and dark September 28, 2017
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