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Flag-Wiper

An American conservative who hides their blatant racism, bigotry, hate, and disdain for the actual United States motto (E. Pluribus Unum - "Out of Many, One.") behind a disingenuous use of the American flag, thus metaphorically wiping their ass with it. The sort of person who tells people who speak a foreign language to "Go back to your country" but has a warped version of an American flag on their lifted Dodge RAM truck; A general term for a conservative.
"That guy shouting about Mexicans and blacks while waving the Stars and Stripes at the Trump rally is such a flag-wiper."

"Any time you see some flag-wiper driving around in their big pickup truck, rolling coal and acting like a complete asshole, don't forget what party they represent."
by Nix Nachtvogel February 25, 2023
mugGet the Flag-Wipermug.

Wiper

A guy who uses his small dick and big balls to wipe across the females face during intercourse
He gave me the wiper with his small dick and big balls she said
by Sniltman June 25, 2016
mugGet the Wipermug.

mad wiper

A person who uses an excessive amount of toilet paper in a public restroom. Usually covers the seat with layers of TP. Also, hangs TP on the stall door jamb thinking people will peek-in whilst dropping a deuce. Then, leaves TP for the next guy to dispose of the mess.
Did you see the end stall in the men's room? Looks like the 'mad wiper' has struck again.
by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016
mugGet the mad wipermug.

cum wipers

Fake eyelashes (falsies) that are extra long and aid in keeping a cumshot from getting in the eyes.
Did you see guys see Greta’s new cum wipers??
by jman james July 19, 2024
mugGet the cum wipersmug.

west coast window wiper

To release chuncky direhea on ones window screen while a group cleans it off with there tounges
Those boys west coast window wipered my car today at the drive through
by west coast window wiper September 26, 2014
mugGet the west coast window wipermug.

fifty wiper

When you go for a shit and after you've finished it takes many and much toilet tissue to get a clean result. As opposed to a good clean shit where you are claps shut with no residue to smear about
Thought I was going for a quick shit but it turned into a fifty wiper
by Ploppy son of Ploppy November 15, 2017
mugGet the fifty wipermug.

willy wiper

a term used for a person who wipes willies for a living. also used as an insult.
"ugh, that boy is such a willy wiper!"
by uh oh stinkyyy October 15, 2019
mugGet the willy wipermug.

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