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Winston

Winston is a pussy who thinks he’s rich but it’s mummy and daddy’s boss money so he’s gonna go no where in life and he should stop throwing his weight around if he can’t take to weight that comes with it.
“Oh you know Winston,yeah?”

“Yeah he’s a pussy though isn’t he”
“Yeah he is to be fair
by U want sum fam? August 1, 2020
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Winston

A generally nice and loving guy that does not hesitate to double snap or double text. He has a lot of sexual energy that he cannot expel because his bitch does not like to fuck him. Instead she strings him along and has him pay for stuff and possibly cuddles with him. Opposite of Chad.
After Stacy got back from Chad's house, she went on a lunch date with her boyfriend, Ralph. She later texted Chad and said: "Ralph has no idea where I was last night and he's paying for my food hahaha what a Winston!"
by chad9999 October 5, 2022
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Winston’s Law

Success in life depends largely on your ability to speak, your ability to write, and the quality of your ideas, in that order.

A somewhat depressing observation that the best ideas don’t necessarily win out in the end, but depend on salesmanship, including thinking on one’s feet and a compelling in-person presentation.

Source: Prof. Patrick Winston
Winston’s Law dictates that, although you may not be in Sales, you are anyway.
by WhatwasIsaying January 25, 2025
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Winston

Me: Am I Winston? Am I struggling?
Winston: No it’s me I’m the Winston
by Esileandeiddam January 19, 2019
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Winston

Some guy who would yell “skibidi toilet gyatt” in the middle of class
“What did you get on the homework Winston?”

Winston: “Is it just me or does our teacher have a skibidi toilet bomboclaat GYATT”
by JupiterThePlanet8275 January 15, 2024
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Winston

Winston
Winston is am man who acts like an autistic monkey on steroids that just drank a 12 beers while slowly loosing their sanity to the “wanna break from the ads” saying on repeat. All this happening while he questions life.
Example sentences are:

“That’s such a Winston thing to do.”

“Winston, stfu.”

“Winston is a Winston.”
by MemesIFoundOnTheInternet March 9, 2023
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Winston

Your such a Winston
by Persontheperson August 19, 2019
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