Winston

A bald person whose arms are so short that they can’t reach the sides of his head with a razor.

That winston is built like a t-Rex.

by Mpjmpj November 5, 2025

Winston

A guy whos dick is 3cm long and is so skinny like a stick. He like those girls who try to show off everything. he is smart on the inside but trys to act dumb in real life

girl : is that Winston! i wanna suck his tiny dick. different boy : wanna suck mine? girl : NOO! only winstons dick i wanna suck on!

by oop_ kid April 28, 2021

Winston

a beautiful dog who thinks he is a human. looks like he crys if you ignore him for 0.01 milliseconds. probably possessed by a nice ghost. kind of dumb. will do anything and everything for family to protecc.

that dog over there is such a winston.

by crunkylover1234567890 November 11, 2021

Winston

The best friend you could ever have. He is always here for you, never declines when you call and always supports you. Other boys tend to be jealous of him. He will definitely steal your girl if you let him. You can recognize him easily, he's all pink and hidden in your girl's drawer.

Person 1 : "Damn ! I really had a bad day, Winston's the only one who will make me feel better."
Person 2 : "Babe.. i'm right here."
Person 1 : "Nahh I don't want you."

by daryra July 7, 2024

Winston

our weird lurcher dog friend another word for wingo stingo stieno or winkle

your a good boy aren't you winston

by NOT_A_GHOST77 March 4, 2022

Wesley (Winston, Gerome)

Probably paralyzed. Is the product of 2 very weird, polar opposite parents. One is highly inappropriate, and cringe af. Posting pics on the internet wearing panties. Is a black. The other may or may not exhibit racist tendencies. Is a white. The boy in the wheely chair is definitely going to be a biracial. A brown. He l also likes takis, saltine crackers. And is hella mean to any similarly biracial girl humans whose name is likely to be either Iris or Melissa. That girl’s dad is a large, tubby McFat Fuck bastard.

Person 1: “Ooh! Ohh! Do Wesley!”
Person 2: “WAIT! DOES IT SAY PROBABLY PARALYZED?!”

Person 3: “thought to themselves… hold my fucking beer… and typed manifested this nonsense into existence!”

Wesley (Winston, Gerome) On Wesley (Winston, and or gerome.)

by -B. (The mom of Ris.) September 22, 2023

Winston

A giant monkey in the game Overwatch that has a tickle gun and won’t stop fucking diving my healers. Oh, and by the way, his ult is to literally get angry.

Player 1: Yo, guys we need to kill that Winston.
Player 2: too late he already dived and killed our Ana and mercy.

by JunkratIsOplolol September 8, 2020