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double windsor

A double windsor is the single most uniform knot you can tie. It's thick and says "I'm a strong independent man/woman" from distances of up to 50 yards. The perfect finishing touch to any power suit, it says: "I'm a badass motherfucker who don't take no for an answer. Now lets talk mergers."
He/she walked into the conference room, a freshly tied double windsor around their neck, and Chuck Norris himself gave into their demands, crying like a little baby.
by Uberwomansch October 10, 2011
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West Windsor-Plainsboro High School North

A school located in the state where absolutely nothing happens: New Jersey. The building of education is overrun by ginders, and it is 80% Asian. You will get slapped if you have less than a 102% in any subject. It has the money to pay for not one but TWO ice cream vending machines yet it doesn’t have the dough to fix the goddamn ac and heater. At least it’s better than South because we actually have walls.
Mom: What did you get on your test at West Windsor-Plainsboro High School North today?
Child: uhh... *stutters* a 100%
Mom: Really? Two can play at that game. *twap*
by butch the butcher October 16, 2019
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egyptian windstorm

The act of farting in a girls face while in a 69 position.
I gave Linds an Egyptian windstorm last nigh and she was pissed
by bruce the duce September 6, 2009
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Bingo Wings

Fat on upper arms, especially common in older women.
A version of a popular song is : ''Loosen up my bingo wings..''
Our maths teacher's bingo wings are so big that she wipes the board with them when she's writing on it!
by Bev! November 2, 2006
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Sex Wings

There are several types of "sex wings" like medals one can acquire , Regarding sexual activites

V - Wings - Losing your Virginity

Red wings - When she is on her period

Brown wings - Up the ass

Vintage Wings - When she is 20 or more years older than you

Flight Commander Wings - Engage in a Threesome

Squadron Commander Wings - 4 or more people involved

Victoria Cross Wings - Being a wingman and taking the cock block so a friend can get his V Wings
"I finally got my V-Wings last night"

"My girlfriend let me get my Brown Wings this afternoon"

"I only need 3 more Sex Wings to get the full set!"
by Jim bobski August 28, 2007
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wings over albany

The. Greatest. Wings. Place. Ever. EV - VERRR!!!! Located in Albany, NY, Wings caters to a largely college and yuppie clientele, delivering the finest chicken wings, boneless wings, and other delicatessins in a variety of delicious flavors and quantities. Flavors range from ultra sweet to extremely spicey, while Quantities can be ordered from 1/2 pound up to 6+ pounds. The Menu is airplane themed, hence the nomenclature. The menu is expensive, making a Wings Addiction as expensive as a two-pack a day smoking habit and probably just as unhealthy.
Dude, I'm jonesin' for some Wings over Albany, but I need to save some beer money.

We're probably just going to stay in, Play Halo, smoke up, drink up, then order some wings over albany.

My friends and I ordered Three "Hanger 3s" from Wings over Albany after getting stoned.
by Homer MaGaha July 13, 2006
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south windsor

a boring, judgemental town where soccer mom's gossip while their kids are at the playground getting stoned. kind of like the town in desperate housewives.
by ishkaninainanaa October 16, 2008
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