Windows 8 is the next generation of Microsoft's Operating System family and its basically a virus that turns any capable, powerful desktop computer into a worthless pile of crap. Its a phone interface on top of a duller Windows Desktop but with some features also removed! :D The start menu disappeared by magic so its really good at making it harder than ever to find your files! :)
I have always wanted to spend ages getting to the work I need on my PC and thankfully Microsoft listened to my cry!
I also just love how it makes me feel like a kid again while I'm trying to get professional work done and the sad face on the blue screen of death is much more useful than actual technical information on the error!
Thanks a bunch Microsoft! There is no way in hell that I've deleted Windows and moved to Linux now :)
I have always wanted to spend ages getting to the work I need on my PC and thankfully Microsoft listened to my cry!
I also just love how it makes me feel like a kid again while I'm trying to get professional work done and the sad face on the blue screen of death is much more useful than actual technical information on the error!
Thanks a bunch Microsoft! There is no way in hell that I've deleted Windows and moved to Linux now :)
Idiot: Yo dawg herd bout dat cool new os Windows 8 its totally awesome!
Someone: Yes I had the developer preview a year ago... sucked then and sucks now... hate to be you man...
Someone: Yes I had the developer preview a year ago... sucked then and sucks now... hate to be you man...
by brianmillar9 November 3, 2012
Get the Windows 8 mug.the act of a women giving such a deep blowjob while glazing her toungue across your balls as her mouth is all the way to the pelvis bone. The toungue acts as windshield wiper to your balls.
by Ryan Zedonks August 4, 2007
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The amount of time wasted or lost driving from point A to point B during work hours.
Background information: This is a common term use among construction workers on the central coast of California. Since one may have construction projects spread out over the county.
Background information: This is a common term use among construction workers on the central coast of California. Since one may have construction projects spread out over the county.
Little was accomplish today since most of my day was spent doing 'windshield time' driving between projects.
by chevolay May 30, 2009
Get the Windshield Time mug.Ok! all you people saying it sucks and shit! it sucks now because its like over 10 years old and its no even supported! Back than it was like state-of-the-art!
Kid: Windows 98 sucks! It wont even run a programed designed specifically for windows vista!
Me: NO SHIT! ITS ONLY FOR WINDOWS VISTA YOU PIECE OF SKIN!
kid kills himself.
Me: NO SHIT! ITS ONLY FOR WINDOWS VISTA YOU PIECE OF SKIN!
kid kills himself.
by wesikens March 3, 2008
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by ben December 14, 2003
Get the Windows ME mug.To hit a bong type apparatus inside, near a window slightly open, because it's too cold to smoke outside or anywhere inside with windows fully open.
I thought about rolling a blunt but it's too cold out, so I just packed the bong and took a window-hit.
by Tedro357 February 16, 2009
Get the Window-Hit mug.What happens when your PC is becoming slow and when you move the window it leaves a trail of clones. You eventually start waving it around making a snake like trail across the screen.
Damn my screen Is being spammed by Windows Snakes!
Well maybe you should use the tabs on internet explorer instead of opening a new window every time...
Well maybe you should use the tabs on internet explorer instead of opening a new window every time...
by 3217 June 20, 2010
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