The only time I feel alive when I taste dick

In the song Coming Out Strong by Future Ft. The Weeknd, In the second verse future says “The only time I feel alive when I take it”. But people have recalled future saying the only time I feel alive when I taste dick implying that future likes pp and is gay lol (jkjk)

Person 1: *singing the song out loud* The only time I feel alive when I taste dick
Person 2: Bro what did you just say
Person 1: I swear its not what you think

by HitMyLineBbGurl;) January 4, 2021

When the shit hits the fan

1.)When all hell breaks loose, Pandora's Box is opened, when you're screwed big time, and/or when yer fucked over.

2.)The moment at which fecal matter hits the spinning blades of an electric fan.

3.)A really good Circle Jerks song featured on the cult classic film Repo Man.

We just get by however we can. We all gotta duck, when the shit hits the fan!

Goddamit boy, how many time have I told you to stop shitting in front of the fan?

by Holy Dragon Sword May 14, 2004

me when the sus amodus ligma bals

S̵̢̧̧̢̨̢̛̗̬̮͈̻̪̳̝̯̩͈̞̙̖͍̺̞̤̟̼̪̤̣͓͚͚͕͕̭̙̣̞̰͙͓̰̝͓̰̳͔͖̆̒́̽̈̑͒̏̾͐̾̑͒͂͆̓̀̿́̋̾̾̀͒̈́̎̀̀͂͊̇̅͊͛̃̈́̂̌͐͐̆͛͐̃̍̅͊̓̒̆̚͘͜͜͜͠͠͠͝ͅŲ̴̧̨̨̧̡̨̧̨̯̪̙̼̳̠͕͇̘̞̹̤̟̗̜̱̺͈͖͚̯̰̘͖̠̮͖͓̱̹̺̤̤͙̣͎̣̜͍͎̱̜̤̠̥͓̮͇̭͉̫̰͓͍͔̱̣̩̞͔̳̱̲͓̺̟͕̭̤̼̐̑͜ͅͅŞ̵̨̡̢̢̡̧̧̢̛̛̛̭͓̜̠̹͉̻̱̭̤̺̞̥̲͚̭̪̪͔͓̗̱͇̫̪̭͎̰̰̠̭̪͔̗̙͔̪̲̟̱͎͔̜̝̟̗͖͓̹̳̤̹̬̟̱͓̠̻͕̫̟̜̦͎̺̫̺̹͕̞̖͖̱͈̲͍͖̠̱̣̺̗͓̳̤̤͐͌̀́̈͌̒̈́̀̉̓̄͛́̀́̒͗͒̍̎͋̓̊̍̾̎̋̀͗͋̾̓̍́͂͋̾̅̾̐̓͑̅̀́̋̃̌̑̉͐̆̊̊̆͐͗͐̑̌̋̀̿̎̅̇̂͐̋͌̓̓̔̾͗́͊̍̔̂̐̕̚͘͘͜͠͝͠͝͝͝͝͠͝ͅ

rememebr when we played amogus and me when the sus amodus ligma bals

by me when the sussy amodus balls April 12, 2022

when

when

when

by CassyBoi May 14, 2021

where fun goes to die

The University of Chicago... meant only halfly in jest.

Example T-Shirt: University of Chicago: Where fun goes to Die: If it were easy, it'd be your mom.

by Rothul October 17, 2004

wherearetheavocados

It's an Instagram account that will make you *gay* .

I came across this *account* called *wherearetheavocados* , and all of a sudden I FUCKEN dreamed about dis bitch . And I'll admit this *Billie i lish* dude made me straight up gay

by Billiesbestfriend October 30, 2018

dude where's my car?

One of the shibbiest movies ever. Has a lot of really awsome jokes.

1. "dude where's my car?" "where's ur car dude?"
2. "just the chicken, rice, soup, and cookies" "and then?" "no, no and then!" ect..
3. "shibby!"

by KelseyisGir July 16, 2009