wet

Used to describe a male with less than heroic characteristics. Often applys to one's ability to consume alcohol, but can extend to all things to describe an individual's general lameness.

A: I was planning a real bender last night but I only got through two beers before I went home.
B: Well that's wet.

That Jimmy is so wet, he never even leaves the house any more.

by timboooo September 3, 2006

wet

In British slang calling someone 'wet' means calling them pathetic or stupid..... thick minded.....

"Oh shut up Dan.... you're so wet...."

by Dan dilldo 😂😂 January 22, 2019

Wet on

A woman's genital arousal, akin to a man's hard on. Far less creepy than the Australian wide on.

We saw each other across the gym and I had a wet on when he curled 40 lbs.

by Truth sets you free May 19, 2020

wet

what water isnt

water is not fucking wet

by cwatauyfdtf June 7, 2018

wet

something that is cool or you like it alot, and wish u had it.

sup my dude? them jay's on ur feet be wet my nigga.

by Matt Petrie June 10, 2007

wet

in the bay area, wet means cool, sick, clean, dope, saucy ( insert whatever term you want)

man that nigga's shoes are wet!

bruh your haircut's fuckin wet!

by bd24 April 16, 2011

wet

1. Occurs when one jumps into a swimming pool.

2. What happens when you pee in your sleep. (He wet his bed)

3. When girls get Horny... Not going to go into detail about it

Karin was so wet, she called her boyfriend over to come play (in the swimming pool with her). o_o'

Kelly: Bob pee'd in his bed
Sam: OMFGHI2UWTFAFKLOLBBQ
Kelly: o_o'
Bob: (...)

by Dymelle January 19, 2010