Skip to main content

weenie houdini 

a person who can do some real magic on the male reproductive organ. in laimens terms, you can make the penis erect and ejaculate semen.. thereof giving him the best orgasm ever!
That girl i fucked last night is a real weenie houdini, you think im kiddin?!?

I feel like I would marry that betch any second if she could satisfy me like a real weenie houdini.

So, you a weenie houdini or what?

Weenie In My Pants

to misunderstand someone for something very inappropriate. Similar to a Freudian slip.
Bob: I just did another
You: You just did my mother?
Bob: Na bro thats not what I said.
You: Sorry that was totally a "weenie in my pants"

Weenie beanie 

You better wear a weenie beanie if you don't want your weenie to get sick
Weenie beanie by Citychick213 September 19, 2019

Weenie Water 

Shard: Yo Big Dogg don’t throw away the weenie water.

Manna: Theirs no more weenies.

Shard: Save it! That’s the best part I drink it.

Manna: SAS
Weenie Water by The Shard. July 29, 2022

weenie wop 

A kid who "thinks" they know everything about being cool or grown.
-Under age kids getting fake ID's
-A girl who breaks her neck to see a guy in a nice car
-Fake jewelery
-Going out of their way to be cool

The little boy saying lines that he got from t.v. to pick up a girl is a weenie wop.
weenie wop by parkin lot pimpin January 16, 2006

weenie beanie 

A condom. A party hat for your hot dog. One size fits most.
I brought a pack of weenie beanies in my pocket to the yacht party.
weenie beanie by The Uncanny June 24, 2008