walmart ass

A human being with an ass that takes up the whole aisle at walmart.
Also has many dynamic features to it.

oprah

by jmack February 25, 2003

walmart peso

US dollar. As the US dollar continues to lose value, it becomes synonymous with the cheap crap from Walmart. Used mainly by Canadians.

"Sorry, we don't take Walmart pesos.", server telling American tourist in a Toronto bar.

by DFisherman January 6, 2009

Buffalo Wallow

The large depression in the couch or bed that fails to spring back into position after a particularly heavy person sat on it.

BOOM...BOOM....BOOM the massive chick stormed through the house. She sat down on the couch where she made a buffalo wallow.

by cannibalcamel July 1, 2011

walmart

A public beating, usually of a small child.

"Betty Joe, if you touch your brother again I'm gonna go walmart on your ass."

by ButtersLovesYou April 17, 2008

walmart

A haven for traditional American values. Meaning that a 15-year-old boy with homicidal tendencies can buy firearms and ammunition, but a 15-year-old girl whose boyfriend's condom broke will find nothing but an empty shelf. Patriotism at its finest.

Walmart is the embodiment of American ignorance and fundamentalism.

by ZipperGirl September 9, 2006

Walmart effect

When retailers remove extras from their products to make them more price-competitive with Wal-Mart.

Polo shirts sold by J.C. Penney without the customary breast pocket demonstrates the Walmart effect.

by Lane D. April 29, 2008

WalMart minute

approximately 45 minutes; equivalent to the amount of time it takes to run into WalMart and purchase one or two items.

Sorry, kids, dinner will be ready in a WalMart minute--I burnt the frozen pizza.

by norawebster December 19, 2008