Mr. Waibel 

Gurthiest cock in the world, Mr. salters and him snatch students as the walk under vents in the ceiling and if theres one thing Mr. waibel loves is testicles. He’s half bear and hunk. Teacher at JHS.

“ Be careful lurking in Mr. Waibels territory “

Mr. Waibel by ElonMusk15 May 30, 2018

booty call waiting 

(noun) When the person you are sleeping with enters into a relationship with someone else and you have to wait for it to end in order to continue having sex with them.

She found herself a man, and I got put on booty call waiting.

booty call waiting by Big MAC w/ special sauce aka Al Havanother December 25, 2007

waiz 

Waiz is an old Arabic word which means a hot guy who is rich as well as intellegent meaning Ryan Gosling with Sherlock Holmes brains.

My GOD he is sooo Waiz!

waiz by WZ Don March 17, 2017

I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine 

This is a phrase that British actor/singer Murray Head says when he sees an array of nude Thai stripper girls in the video for the 1985 hit "One Night in Bangkok". That song is featured in the Cold War-themed romantic adventure musical "Chess", which was written by the men of ABBA and appeared on Broadway in 1988.

Rocky, Freddy and Frankie are watching cable TV in their dorm room. The 1983 movie "Class" is being shown on HBO. It stars Jacqueline Bisset as a Mrs. Robinson type. You get the idea. After this preppy-ass boarding school kid meets her in a bar they are later in a shopping mall, in an elevator all by themselves and they kanoodle and he goes down on her and there is some noise being made. Frankie is disgusted by what he sees. He says strongly "I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine!"

I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine by I Saw U2 Live Twice August 6, 2007

best waifu

speedwagon

speedwagon is best waifu

best waifu by miesta July 17, 2020

Dude... Wait, what?

A commonly said phrase by someone who is nicely baked when they are unaware of the situation.

(while high)
Angel:(slowly) Hey so you wanna go grab some pizza, i'm pretty hungry, aaaannndd i want some pizza. you hungry for some pizza?
Daniel: Dude... Wait, what?
Angel: You wanna get some pizza?
Daniel: Alright, but i'm not sharing.

Dude... Wait, what? by pomtea September 26, 2008

waifu 

From the Japanese word ワイフ, a transcription of the word 'wife'. Your personal most attractive female anime/cartoon character. Commonly used by a weeaboo, but also used by people with common sense sometimes.
Male Equivalent: husbando.

Hey, you should check out the Scott Pilgrim comics. Kim Pine is totally my waifu.

waifu by pixikid September 18, 2016