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pube weed wacker

When you shave your pubes and they are such a big forest that the razor (weed wacker) gets caught in your pubes and you have no other choice but to tear it off the crotch.
Becky, last night I had a pube weed wacker happen to me and now my crotch hurts!
pube weed wacker by Mama lama December 30, 2016

german weed wacker 

A sex act that involves a ZZ Top level bush and a man well endowed enough to do the helicopter. The man then uses the helicopter to push the bush out of the way enough to find the promised land
Steve: hey man how was that girl last night?

Frank: it was good but I had to German Weed Wacker my way through it

Australian Weed Wacker 

When two gay men hang themselves upsidedown, (At last one man must have, extraordinarily, long pubic hair for this performance.) one man stays still (Upsidedown still, mind you.) and the other man does the helicopter and swings his penis on the other man's pubes.
Hey bro man dude, let's go back to my place and do the Australian Weed Wacker cause we're gay, and men.

Wacking the weed wacker 

Tell Lenny to stop wacking the weed wacker!!😕🫵”

The Guatemalan Weed Wacker 

Inserting a string of jalapeños connected by dental floss or string into someone's anus and then yanking them out while making engine sounds.
I gave that bitch the guatemalan weed wacker last night bro!

Washington Weed Wacker

A sexual act in which 2 partners bite and pull the pubes off of eachother, essentially giving eachother a free wax with their teeth.
Me and my girlfriend tried this new thing called the Washington Weed Wacker. It was a wild experience.