An American conservative who hides their blatant racism, bigotry, hate, and disdain for the actual United States motto (E. Pluribus Unum - "Out of Many, One.") behind a disingenuous use of the American flag, thus metaphorically wiping their ass with it. The sort of person who tells people who speak a foreign language to "Go back to your country" but has a warped version of an American flag on their lifted Dodge RAM truck; A general term for a conservative.
"That guy shouting about Mexicans and blacks while waving the Stars and Stripes at the Trump rally is such a flag-wiper."
"Any time you see some flag-wiper driving around in their big pickup truck, rolling coal and acting like a complete asshole, don't forget what party they represent."
"Any time you see some flag-wiper driving around in their big pickup truck, rolling coal and acting like a complete asshole, don't forget what party they represent."
by Nix Nachtvogel February 25, 2023
by Ereck Flowers November 24, 2018
When you go for a shit and after you've finished it takes many and much toilet tissue to get a clean result. As opposed to a good clean shit where you are claps shut with no residue to smear about
by Ploppy son of Ploppy November 15, 2017
by Hyakamooks January 27, 2019
by Ah made a mistake May 17, 2022
A person who tries to give their sweaty bum a quick wipe in public, who is caught by another person.
by Ah made a mistake May 17, 2022
A family wiper is a person who hooks up with every single person or child within the same family, making all the siblings spit- sisters/brothers.
Brother 1: I just hooked up with Ashlynn
Brother 2: wait I did that yesterday...
Sister: I just did that an hour ago
Brother 1: I guess she's a family wiper.
Brother 2: wait I did that yesterday...
Sister: I just did that an hour ago
Brother 1: I guess she's a family wiper.
by HusbandAndWifeTaker March 24, 2021