Whupping Stick

The erect penis of a male (hopefully) human being used, primarily, for coal mining. Size does not matter.

Guy: Man, I just got a whupping stick.
Girl: Want to come mine my coal with it?

by I AM NOT A TUBA PLAYER March 15, 2010

ass whipping shit

noun. a severe beating up of someone. also used as a spanking of a child. can also be used as a verb (ass whip shit)

(n.) If she doesn't stop talking behind my back im gonna give her an ass whipping shit.

(v.) i am going to ass whip shit him.
(v. past) I ass whip shitted him.

by Cheer Fuckin Bitch January 27, 2010

Wapping

Masturbating with your left hand if you're a righty, or vice versa.

Usually occurs when someone has broken their preferred arm, they are forced to wap instead of fap.

My mom caught me wapping the other night, it was awkward because she was used to me fapping my right hand.

by midnight wapper December 7, 2010

Wrapping Gifts

Covering an item (which you intend to give away for free) with some material which is typically decorative and typically composed from the flesh of dead trees. This event tends to occur most frequently around holidays, birthdays, and marriages.

I'm wrapping gifts.

by Emrak December 24, 2008

Whappies

Large breasts

The nice plastic surgeon is going to give Michelle some new whappies.

by Slack Master January 27, 2018

ghetto ass whipping

That's when you hit'em with what you got!

man, did you see Anthony get a ghetto ass whipping?
yeah, his mom used and iron cord!

by DARTH STEELER October 13, 2013

Whoppin

An alternative to 'ugly.' Derived from the city of Derry, Northern Ireland.

'Whop' can be attached to other words such as 'dawg'

I'm not gonna go with her, she's while fucking whoppin'!

She's a fucking whopdawg, look at the state of her bake.

by Ciarán D.G April 22, 2006