Vertidump

when one does not wish to place his or her ass on a toilet seat, resulting in the dump being taken several inches above the toilet seat while standing. surprisingly difficult.

dude, that toilet seat is gross!

i hit that shit with the vertidump.

by J.Karo July 10, 2010

vertical cheeseburger

The tastiest burger known to man (and some women) the vertical cheeseburger. The vertical cheeseburger is a well-loved name for the humble vagina. Take a $2 McDonalds cheeseburger and turn it vertically and the resemblance to the human female vagina is uncanny.

I ate Rhonda's vertical cheeseburger literally all weekend. In fact I'm sure I heard her say "would you like fries with that?" while I was mid meal.

by Dr Smooth September 17, 2017

Vergilism

The belief of Vergil; belief in Motivation and Power, and the probation or extermination of pornography, especially hentai or furry pornography.

Unmotivated Incel: "BRO DERPIXON IS A LEGENDARY PORN ARTIST WHY DID YOU REPORT IT?!?!?!?!"
Motivated chad: "Foolishness. Pornography is legendary, POWER and MOTIVATION is forever. That's the inevitable power of Vergilism. Now, you shall die!" *Bury the Light plays*

by motivated_cat69 September 22, 2022

car vertigo

When you're sitting at a stop light and a truck/car next to you rolls back a little, you immediately STOMP on the brake even though you're not moving. Your brain thought you were moving forward because the other vehicle was moving back.

In traffic, a vehicle next to you moves backwards but really it appears you are moving forward so you freak out and brake even harder so you don't hit the car in front of you. You have experienced car vertigo!

by ladeebug June 23, 2007

double vertical labret

A lip piercing on both sides, much like a labret. This peircing actually travels through one's lip (like the name implies) vertically.

vertical labret double vertical labret

by Anon C June 24, 2009

Fort Vermilion

Where Alberta began. Small Northern town that sits along the bank of the Peace River.

Small Town Gossip moose Hunting Bannock Old Bay House
Fur Trading Fort Vermilion

by Montreal fan September 28, 2009

vertical smile

A vertical smile is another word for vagina. If a closed smile is turned 90 degrees it resembles a vagina, giving you the term vertical smile.

I saw her vertical smile open up and next thing i knew she was pregnant.

Dude i banged that chick so hard last night, her vertical smile was 10 times bigger when i left.

by Anna C August 15, 2006