Velvet Moustache

A horizontal landing strip, usually groomed to look like a moustache

I only fool around with a girl if she's got a velvet moustache!

by Goose9 July 14, 2016

Velvet Massage

A high-end exclusive sensual massage agency located in Wellington, New Zealand

"Have you been to Velvet Massage before? Bro, those girls are fine as hell"

by Geoff Normie June 4, 2019

Velvet Triangle

Busting a nut down a girl's throat, in her vag, and in her ass in the same day

We have a great day together, she received the Velvet Triangle Award!

by Pohnjarker February 28, 2023

velvet chasm

A deep wide vagina

He couldn't wait to smash her velvet chasm

by Dankieschmell August 2, 2017

velvet bashing

A posh wank into your nan's velvet curtains.

My nan busted in just as i was velvet bashing in the conservatory.

by cute-and-disgusting December 10, 2016

Velvet rabbit

Getting head from someone without teeth

I got the old lady to give me a velvet rabbit.

by Hey I feel really good December 17, 2017

Velvet Cheerio

The anus of a hairless Sphinx breed cat .

You know how when you touch smooth surfaces, you will sometimes leave behind a finger or hand print? It’s like that. But when they sit down, Sphinx Cats have no fur to prevent their Velvet Cheerio from leaving behind its own print

by KnifeKnut September 22, 2021