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Veggie

Ugh.. I can't get comfortable

Why not Babe?

I've got the meanest veggie.
by TheCarni March 29, 2015
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veggie vision

A hypothetical phenomenon in which a vegetable is equipped with corrective eyewear, thereby granting it the optical capability to perceive its environment.

This process, rooted in the highly questionable field of horticultural optics, suggests that cucumbers may gain an improved sense of spatial awareness and carrots could finally read the fine print on nutrition labels. The implications for vegetable-based vision enhancement are still largely theoretical, though it's believed to be most effective when combined with a healthy dose of imagination and a pinch of absurdity.
veggie's glasses are called veggie vision
by apr1l1 January 14, 2025
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Veggie

a very uncomfortable vagina wegdie
Girl 1: omg I have the worst vagina wedgie
Girl 2: sis that’s a veggie
by Shaebae12345 June 19, 2019
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veggie floss

"I put my thong on backwards, so my boyfriend could see my veggie floss"
by vaginaleater November 25, 2015
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bing a veggie

vile yoof slang for heating one's greens in a microwave
Mam, bing a veggie for us tea
by phreaxboy February 13, 2010
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veggie life

A person who does not drink or do drugs.
"Want to go out for a drink?"
"No, I don't drink alcohol."
"Oh, that's veggie life!"
by Jewlee Ann April 25, 2014
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Veggie Sandwich

Some one who looks good or something good that happens. If someone doesn’t look good or something bad happens it’s not a veggie sandwich.
Oh em gee look at him he’s a veggie sandwich
by ohyes4167 September 10, 2025
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