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veggie

The most useless bugger who doesn't have anything better to do than be a bampot.
"He's such a veggie," Jack exclaims
"True that, always takes the piss out of good things," said Gunter
by Hemp Lord May 20, 2020
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J Veggie

When a John is expected to pay Vegas "High End" Escort Pricing for a meth head hooker who lives in the middle of nowhere and just lays in bed like a vegetable and does nothing.
Brah, that chick Carly from country town OH totally pulled a J Veggie on me last night!
by B(ra)DSM July 20, 2020
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veggie man

by The Voiceless One September 27, 2020
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Sticky Veggie

when a male's testicles are stuck on the inside of the crotch(or thigh), occurrences happen after sweat dries in testicular area
"im going to go take a shower, my sticky veggie is acting up again"
by coolguy12121212 September 13, 2011
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Veggie

A phenomenon that only occurs to the earth dwelling female Homo sapiens when their undergarments that are indecently tiny get wedged in their vagina. Vagina wedgie.
Damn carol these panties give me the worst veggie!
by anonymous January 17, 2023
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Stevens Healthy Veggies

Get ready my niggas for the freshest cleanest most nigga free food you have ever seen. You want a counterfeit cabbage we got it. You want a Pot hole potato we got it. The owner steven molyneux who runs model house farm is current violently gooning over his image of his father aggressively fingering his rectum.
You Hungry? Let’s go to stevens Healthy Veggies
by anonymous February 2, 2024
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Veggie Quest

The hardest puzzle game in fucking existence.
Person: MY BRAIN IS LITERALLY ABOUT TO EXPLODE
Human: hueh
Person: I PLAYED VEGGIE QUEST AND I AM NOW HERE
Individual: WHY DID YOU PLAY THAT GAME
by Cimozzen February 9, 2024
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