Vaja Grande

You throw up in a bowl. Then you crap in the bowl. You swirl the two together. Then add the cereal of your choice.
Street Name: aka the Hoodie

Houda had to wash her sheets after that wild night doing the Vaja Grande (Va-hah).

by Houda, Kristina, Rachel March 10, 2008

Vajass

When a women is screwed so fantastically hard that her vagina splits towards her ass leaving a gaping hole know as a vajass.

I fucked this girl so hard last night that I gave her a vajass! I tried talking to her afterwards but the echo was terrible.

by R+D May 5, 2011

oprah wanted me to lick her vajayjay

A time where Oprah Winfrey comes up to you, not to give your a car or a school county, but to lick her vagina.

Bill: Look, its Oprah!!! Can I get a car?

Oprah: No, but you can lick my va-jay-jay

Bill: *Calls Tom* DUDE oprah wanted me to lick her vajayjay!!

Tom: Aweshum

by Crzycoco February 1, 2010

vajavoom

Similar to the word va-va-voom, but referring specifically to females.

Famously used by Amanda Holden in the Britain's Got Talent Semi-Finals to describe a female dance group.

Amanda Holden: They have exactly what we need in the final. Some old fashioned vajavoom!

by porschieboy June 3, 2009

VAJAYGEE

A WEDGIE OF THE VAGINA; CAMELTOE; WHEN YOUR PANTS ARESTUCK IN BETWEEN YOUR VAGINA LIPS;

Girl, your vagina lips are showing through your pants. I think you have a vajaygee. Damn girl, those pants are so tight you have majot vajaygee.

by Amber Prall and Melvin Metcalf May 23, 2009

Vajava

Caffeinated drinks for pussies (pun intended). Anything outside of the regular slow roasted, bad breath causing, stomach rotting, economy fueling, diuretic wonderment that is the Colombian cup of coffee. Espresso shots are the exception.

ie.
Cappuccino
Frappuccino
Mochaccino
Macchiato
Espresso
Anything French Vanilla

Stranger 1 - I'll have an extra large black coffee...better yet...make it two

Stranger 2 - I'll have a caramel macchiato

Stranger 1 - quit drinking that vajava and get some real caffeine in the blood stream!

Stranger 2 - *under his breath* goddam republicans

by THE Rocketmanrc April 16, 2010

vajawa

A slap to the face with a vagina, usually a dirty or smelly one.

"My boyfriend really pissed me off so I just gave him a vajawa

by JMANAF October 17, 2007