Viola

A terrible instrument. No one likes the viola and it is extremely cringe-worthy. The true heros of the orchestra is the violins and cellos. Violas just try to be cool like them by playing low notes (like a cello) and being a small instrument.

Gross, is she a viola player? Well, that sucks that she has like 6 other people to play with her.

by bgtnhymju December 10, 2016

violation

a game played by teens and young adults between two people. (male and female most commonly but also played by female and female and male and male) the first player must touch the other player somewhere and after every new place the first player touches the second player, they must ask, "Do you feel violated?" and if the second player says "no" the first player must keep touching except in a different place. if the second player says "yes" they do feel violated, the first player must stop and its the second players turn to touch. when they say "do u feel violated", they mean, when i touch u here am i violating where you want to be touched?

Mike: Me and Sarah played violation yesterday.
Dave: Damn your lucky! How far did she let you go?
Mike: Man, she let me finger her!

by bLonDeLILbAbyGirl June 26, 2005

Violacreature

A strange beast from Baden-Wurtenburg (Germany ya numpf!) known to exist in recent times and through all that is geolo-frikin-gy. An active Chumpfer and known by her call which consists of a long "Flamin gooood times maaate" and with a late, lower toned..."Eeeeeh....eeeh".

All in all a wonderful creation that a mould was broken for but much loved by all and with a booty to chumpf at!!!

We go search for the elusive violacreature!

by Jimmi Sashimi August 6, 2010

shot clock violation

not able to perform sexually, either getting it up or can't produce the money shot. can also be applied to a situtation of not performing under pressure.

george: "give me a sec, its cumming!!"
julia: "sorry, but that's a shot clock violation, now get off me."

by jowett November 10, 2008

viola

" she's my best friend"
-keagan

'no viola don't touch me there!'

by O December 6, 2003

viola section

The most pervy group in the orchestra, they have no boundaries and know every dirty joke there is.

That viola section is so raunchy.

by Owlknight March 18, 2016

Viola Player

A person who does not understand that they lack musical ability and are always either out of tune or off tempo. You can always find them giving quizzical looks to their sheet music.

*Person playing out of tune and very off tempo*
“Dang he is such a viola player”, said the maestro.

by Camelot Never Fat Again October 30, 2021