Skip to main content

Ebay Vampire

One who makes a living purchasing items on Ebay only to turn around and sell them on Ebay for a higher price.
Mike: "I was outbid on Microsoft Office 2003 at the last second by a guy who currently has 2 listed for sale on here."

Chris: "Yeah, Ebay should ban those fucking Ebay Vampires, but instead stokes their fire by labeling them Power Sellers."
by Chris Pinchak February 10, 2007
mugGet the Ebay Vampire mug.

inebriated vampire

When a guy has sex with a girl on her period, and after his dick is all bloody, another (or the same) drunk girl sucks his dick.
Last night was crazy! after prom i got an inebriated vampire from these two hoochies!
by cToTheD May 24, 2009
mugGet the inebriated vampire mug.

Vampire Cock

When a girl is giving a you blow job and she uses her teeth in the fellatio process, the end result is multiple cuts on your cock.
That chick went all vampire cock on me, now I cant get a boner without it hurting like a mofo.
by Mark MacDonald July 27, 2008
mugGet the Vampire Cock mug.

Vampire Lollipop

Edward, I've made another Vampire Lollipop for you!
by SirScary June 16, 2010
mugGet the Vampire Lollipop mug.

Vampire Bite

1. A type of piercing below the chin or on the neck to appear as a metal (or plastic) vampire bite, popular among the emo and scene kids, as well as their posers.

2. A glorified term for an insect bite with two bite marks.

3. A type of hickey given and received among (most commonly) teen couples, that involve biting, to fake how a vampire would attack its victim.

Giving a Vampire Bite:

a) Locating an area: Neck is most common, least provocative, and easy to show off if desired. Chest is common to give for a female, it is easily done while wearing low cut tops, and is easily concealed. Stomach is one of the sexier places to put one, while also being easily concealed. Vampire bites on the stomach require moving, (or removing) ones shirt, and is best done while the receiving partner is lying down. For these reasons, they are best done in private.

Vampire bites can be given anywhere on the body, but neck, chest, and stomach are the most common. Avoid rashes, cuts, and on the face.

b) Biting: The part that makes this a vampire bite, and not just a hickey. Bite the area chosen gently the first time. Try slowly biting harder and harder as you proceed. Many people receive more pleasure the harder they are bitten, but people that don't, could get very angry if you bite them too hard, so be careful. Once you know, try to bite them as hard as you can without hurting them, or breaking skin, if they show a sign of discomfort ease up, if they like it, try (VERY GENTLY) grinding your teeth on their skin, many dislike this, but people who do, will find this incredibly arousing.

c) Sucking: This isn't necessary, but is important if you want to leave a mark. You would just suck on their skin until it leaves a bruise. Same as you would a hickey. If your partner is one who gets more pleasure out of more pain, suck as hard and as long as you can.

d) Kissing: Kissing makes it more gentle and can soften the blow of a painful bite. Kiss the area very gently before the bite to make it more shocking, and more pleasurable. Licking the area, like a French kiss to the skin, can make it sexier and ease the pain more.

e) Finishing: The last thing you should do to the bite is kiss it, after you have many options what to do. A more romantic way, is to move, or move your head, and look your partner in the eyes, see if they enjoyed it. A sexier way, especially if done on a lower part of the body (stomach or lower) is to kiss them slowly all over until you reach their lips, and proceed to kiss them however you want.

(But there's no real way to finish off)

A good order to follow: (not including a and e)
Kiss, Bite, Suck, Kiss, Bite, Kiss.
1. Person 1: Hey look I just got my vampire bite done!
Person 2: Wow, you're so scenexcore!

2. A large spider bite.

3) "We were making out last night, and he gave me the biggest vampire bite ever! It was amazing!"
by lexiskies July 14, 2009
mugGet the Vampire Bite mug.

Vampirefreaks

A community website similar to myspace or facebook that was originally intended for the gothic/industrial subculture and those who take part in it, but it has recently become flooded with scene and emo kids and those generally annoying people who only create profiles to post 'glamour pics' and look at other people who have 'glamour pics'. The site has a feature where users are able to rate each other on a scale of 1 - 10 and but usually people rate based on the person's pictures, never mind actually getting to know the person or even read the profile god forbid, and the comment's usually consist of 'nice pics cutie' or 'OMGZ ur like s0 h0tt ;)'. But of course there are some people on there who are not complete vain and material idiots. Those can often be found in certain areas of the messageboards.
Vampirefreaks is a site where those who relate with the gothic and industrial subculture can gather

Vampirefreaks has become infested with silly emo and scene kids...why the fuck do I keep going back?
by lefreakoflevampire March 30, 2009
mugGet the Vampirefreaks mug.

vampire freaks

A social networking website much like Myspace, except that its member list consists almost entirely of pseudogoths and mallcores.
John: If you have a vampire freaks account, add me!
by ScarexCrow February 14, 2008
mugGet the vampire freaks mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email