Certified pip

Someone who has all the hoes and all the bars no one can compare to a certified pip they are the ultimate pips

Will knocked all the hoes at the club the other night and went dumb in sac he’s a certified pip

by Dope sauce with a side of swag June 24, 2021

certified._.weeblol

This is the kindest, sweetest, funnyest most adorable tiktoker EVER!

Women: OMG!! CERTIFIED._.WEEBLOL NOTICED ME!!
Man: GOOD FOR YOU!! She’s awesome!
Women: I know right?! She’s my idol!:)

by Oliver is pog champ October 3, 2021

Certified Sus Boy

Any dude who is just straight up sus.

Person 1: Yo do you know JL?
Person 2: You mean the certified sus boy?
Person 1: Yea.. he's tuff.

by IloveChristina1234 March 16, 2022

Certified Drake Classic

Putting hot sauce in a condom after use in sex to ensure the sperm is killed and cannot be used for insemination. Particularly useful in a hookup scenario.

After I hit it I pulled a certified drake classic just to be sure she ain’t gettin no bag from me

by Virginbyn8r April 5, 2022

Certified Hooper

When u rlly Tuff at basketball

Jason Gordon is rlly a certified Hooper

by Hoopin doctor February 11, 2022

Certified Stump

A male that is below 5’5 is considered a Certified Stump. This man also has a short torso and short legs.

Damn, Jake really is a certified stump.

by coolmama7668292 March 2, 2022

Certified Classic Moment

Certified Classic Moments share the moments in life we look back to and we hold nostalgia for although being recent it can also be used to describe a collage of photos or any random moment in life out of boredom

Jake: bruh last night was a certified classic moment

Jym: yes it was a certified classic moment Stacy made a collage of all our certified Classic Moments

by FrenglishMan101 August 26, 2022