Valentino

Valentino is a very handsome guy. He is very funny but can be mean sometimes but mostly as a joke sometimes. He is also very active and attracts many girls, any girl would be lucky to be with him or just be friends with him. He's also a really good kisser and very kind and can beat anyone's ass anytime.

Hey don't you like Valentino? Her-"yessss he's the cutest"

by anonymous_110 March 7, 2020

Valentines day

a day to make lonley people depressed and loved people possesed

a monkey on a butt and a chicken in a moose

by ERnin_irene February 18, 2007

Valentine

Valentine is a super classical and sexy name, those who are named after Valentine are most of the time misunderstood by their loved ones, and you can blame on their impulsive/intensive behavior for that. Valentine is tremendously good in bed and an excellent good kisser. It's always on the mood for partying, loves huge crowds but hates long lines, they are the best lover, boyfriend or girlfriend you could ever have, or ask for.

Valentine is a unisex given name from the Roman cognomen Valentinus, which was itself a derivative of the cognomen Valens meaning "strong, vigorous, healthy" in Latin. Saint Valentine was a 3rd-century martyr. His feast day was the same as the Roman fertility festival of Lupercalia, which resulted in the association between Valentine's day and love. As an English name, it has been used occasionally since the 12th century.

A random person: Oh boy here it comes, the hurricane Valentine

by AkaVenus February 2, 2020

My Valentine Papi

Someone who is your sugar daddy for Valentine's day.

ANTHONY: Hey Itzel! Why don't you let me be your MVP? 😏

ITZEL: Most Valuable Player?

Anthony: No! My Valentine Papi! 🥵

Itzel: Say less! My MVP!

by Pollito Lemus October 5, 2021

Gay Valentines Day

February 15th is the official day of Gay Valentines. This is done so homosexual couples do not have to be surrounded by breeders on their romantic night out.

"Hey Matt, you taking Tom anywhere nice for Valentines day? I couldn't get a booking anywhere!"

"We have a great table at Le Fancy Pantaloons on the 15th. Just another advantage to gay Valentines day.

by HiCallum October 1, 2013

valentine

A person you'll give a gift too on valentines day. A friend, sometimes more than a friend. Someone you like or love or care about.

My valentine was my friend this year.

by recklessguyyy February 4, 2015

Valentine's Day Heartbreak

Valentine's Day Heartbreak is an emotional state of hardship for single,depressed, lonely,and emotionally confused people. This is the time of year when all the lovebirds of the world make other people feel terribly unloved and socially unwanted by parading around school with their $5.00 balloons, pink-and-red teddy bears, and assorted chocolate candies that they will eat in front of single people and never offer to share. Mainstream corporate businesses that are extremely insensitive toward other people's feelings are the forces behind peddling this type of garbage. Since Valentine's Day Heartbreak occurs, all the emotionally inconsiderate and insensitive jerks who celebrate this holiday should keep all of their twisted, manufactured icons of "true love" to themselves.

A conversation between an insensitive loser and a person who suffers from Valentine's Day Heartbreak:
Person 1(basking in their "greatness"): "I'm so special! I have 3 balloons, 4 red roses, and 5 teddy bears...Everyone loves me!....What did you get?
Person 2(wishes February 14 was National Excused Absence Day):Nothing....(crys on the inside)

by inthetruthofwintersun February 14, 2008