vaginese  

The Language of the Humans who are born with a vagina. Its almost impossible to be understood by the opposite sex.

Example;

(Day 1)

My GF: Do you know how much i love you?
me: mhm(in confusion)

(Day 2)

My GF: I... I.. I hate you so much
me: mhm.(in confusion)

If anyone of you find a course in vaginese Please let me know.(no Transsexual operations, dumb ass!!!)
Atleast the chinese language has an alphabet...

vaginese by Siththa G January 19, 2008

Vagilent 

A woman who is fastidious about the cleanliness of their vagina.

I'm glad my new girlfriend Jennifer is so vagilent- I never have to wonder what I'm going to get in that area.

Vagilent by edsmsl December 31, 2008

Vagina Wrench

Sexually manipulating a male; either by withholding as punishment for unsatisfactory behavior, or by using sex as a reward for acting according to her wishes. Through time the Vagina Wrench sets up a Pavlovian response in the male, whereby he becomes conditioned to do the female's bidding. Without outside intervention on the part of his friends, he is done for.

"Kevin is helpless. Every time he tries to hang out with the boys Suzy pulls out the Vagina Wrench and that's that. His friends haven't seen him in months. Fucking Pathetic!"

Vagina Wrench by Moonpuppy July 11, 2009

Vagina Drive By's

A female that man can go to at anytime during the day or night to smash on and leave and have no attachments just like a drive thru, you can have it your way.

Homie #1: Yo Homie, I got down on three Vagina Drive by's today.
Homie #2: Damn homie with all those Vagina Drive By'syou really get yourself check out right away

Vagina Drive By's by Crazy Mama, White Widow February 23, 2010

Vagina Crap 

The white brown thick cheese like substance that is found in dirty vaginas and in the lining of panties.

Hey, June I think you should change your panties before we go to the party remember you dont want TJ to see your vagina crap or smell it.

Vagina Crap by hootrat April 8, 2011

vagina flooper 

similar to a F.U.P.A (fat upper pussy area), a vagina flooper is an overwhelming amount of fat above a woman's vagina that hangs down over her; like an extreme muffin top

Bob: "Yo look at that lady's fupa! Its so big it's dangling!"
Steve: "Dude that's not a fupa... that's a vagina flooper!"

vagina flooper by redwolf328 August 5, 2011

Vagina Leap 

When a vagina tenses in reaction to the presence of a person to whom they are supremely attracted.

When approaching my Tinder date, there was a definite vagina leap.

Vagina Leap by filmbella September 9, 2015