Vaginal Valance

A short skirt which only just covers the genetalia. Often somewhat frilled, in contrast to the less elaborate pussy pelmet.

Lucinda was sure to get Roy's attention in her new vaginal valance

by welmsley April 3, 2011

vaginal stache

Any hairy vagina were the pubic hairs look like there making a mustache.

Sallys vaginal stache was very grose.

by The tenth level dragon killer February 9, 2010

vaginal lobster

When a female vagina has become too dirty for crabs, they get lobsters.

Adams mom got vaginal lobsters after deciding not to douche herself last month.

by Adam Davis Hendricks III September 12, 2007

vaginal farts

A sudden burst of air emitted via vaginal area due to excess internal pressure. Usually created via the male penis thrusting in and our of a vagina or other object inserted.

During intense love making, my female partner, blew a series vaginal farts...not unlike a balloon being filled with air and let go.

by VaginalVal August 19, 2018

vaginal politics

Vaginal politics refers to the workplace interaction with women, especially when the boss, or supervisor, is a woman. There is no gender bias in this definition, as vaginal politics effect both women and men. Often, vaginal politics involves latent sexual desires, with many hidden meanings and double entendres.

1. The organization was great to work for, the eventually the vaginal politics got to be too much after they replaced my old boss with a female.

2. My job has gotten much easier now that I'm fucking my boss. He never has me do any of the scut work.

by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010

vaginal ambassador

Simply refers to a mans penis

I sent my vaginal ambassador on a diplomatic mission. Translated: I fucked her.

by Fargo97 April 6, 2006

Vaginal Spelunking

Upon giving oral sex to a woman, the partner performing oral sex opens the vagina and yells "Hello, in there," or something of that sort, in hopes of hearing an echo.

John: Mary is such a slut, You could go vaginal spelunking!

by Chip J July 5, 2007