A one-horned goat kind thing 4-year-old girls are all obsessed about and when they find out they don't really exist they throw a 2-month tantrum thinking that they are gonna come out of the toilet and take them to fairy princess land.
4-year-old girl: mom I can't wait to go to school and find a unicorn
mom: unicorns don't exist, that is just what they tell you at school so you don't throw a temper tantrum
4-year-old girl: waAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaA
mom: unicorns don't exist, that is just what they tell you at school so you don't throw a temper tantrum
4-year-old girl: waAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaA
by ghostcarrotunicorn May 25, 2020
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Get the Unicorn mug.much like a snowflake they think they are completely original and special even though their are just drones like the rest of us, i'm sorry your not special i'm not special and if think you original you should look around you're not a fucking unicorn
I just got screamed at for an hour by a unicorn for calling a it a girl when it was obviously non-binary, fucking unicorns.
by Lord the 5th July 8, 2017
Get the unicorn mug.A unicorn is a extremely attractive man/woman who is dating someone who is way less than average looking. The term unicorn is used to describe it because, 1) it was some magical/mythical shit they got together. 2) there is no way it will ever happen again (once in a lifetime type thing) 3) the extremely less than average looking one will never do anything to lose his/her unicorn.
That's a unicorn
by Ms. MAS March 10, 2015
Get the Unicorn mug.According to the universal hot/crazy matrix, a unicorn is a girl who is below a five crazy, above a four crazy, and above an 8 hot. These rare and nearly mythical creatures are very infrequently encountered in the wild, so if you find one, be sure to capture and take care of it, so that we can replicate it. Not to be confused with a tranny, who are always below a four crazy.
Person: dude, that girl is fuckin' hot, and she's way chill. I think she might be a unicorn.
Other person: Bruh, she's a little TOO chill. Thats a dude
Other person: Bruh, she's a little TOO chill. Thats a dude
by Hectare December 13, 2016
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The underground definition of a unicorn is a person that enjoys the swinger lifestyle.
The underground definition of a unicorn is a person that enjoys the swinger lifestyle.
Deborah: Woah look at that stud over there! He must have at least 16 women on him!
Dan: They don't call him Charlie the Unicorn for nothing.
Dan: They don't call him Charlie the Unicorn for nothing.
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