A girl who jumps on every guys dick she knows under water like in a pool, their for she is a whore or slag that enjoys many partners UNDER WATER. Dam Kangaroos.
by wutwut631 November 8, 2009
Get the underwater kangaroo mug.1. A version of "pretty" or "handsome" that works for everybody.
2. Someone who is pretty in a very generic way.
They may be generally agreed upon (in their culture) as pretty or handsome, but they do not stand out in any way. There is nothing striking about their beauty.
If you were to do a composite of all the features men or women find to be attractive and create a computer-generated image of it, this is who would pop out.
The term comes from the idea that catalog and underwear models must not overpower the clothing that they wear and thus those who cast them pick the most mainstream-looking of the models. Consequently, underwear models all look very similar to one another in a very striking way.
2. Someone who is pretty in a very generic way.
They may be generally agreed upon (in their culture) as pretty or handsome, but they do not stand out in any way. There is nothing striking about their beauty.
If you were to do a composite of all the features men or women find to be attractive and create a computer-generated image of it, this is who would pop out.
The term comes from the idea that catalog and underwear models must not overpower the clothing that they wear and thus those who cast them pick the most mainstream-looking of the models. Consequently, underwear models all look very similar to one another in a very striking way.
Girl 1: I am soooo in love with George Clooney!
Girl 2: Why is everybody so hot on him? He looks like an underwear model. Mark Walhberg is so much better-looking.
Girl 1: Oh come on! He really was an underwear model!
Girl 2: The irony!
Girl 2: Why is everybody so hot on him? He looks like an underwear model. Mark Walhberg is so much better-looking.
Girl 1: Oh come on! He really was an underwear model!
Girl 2: The irony!
by Surprised January 15, 2009
Get the underwear model mug.Extremely skimpy and revealing undergarments, usually women's, worn to divert attention from their faces while reducing waste of natural resources. Garments of similar minimalist design may be worn by men if they are gay or French.
For quick results Bill advises to check a woman for three things: underage, under the influence and underwhere.
by Richmond RichardHof March 7, 2009
Get the underwhere mug.A euphemism for cunnilingus, eating pussy; also referred to as "going down," or "diving under the labial waves." In certain, traditionally conservative communities, this activity is frowned upon and reference is frequently found on signs near lakes and rivers announcing "underwater swimming is prohibited." In recent years, a fad similar to planking has emerged among college-age youth, whereby photographs are taken of couples engaged in "underwater swimming" with the signs stating the prohibition of such activity appearing in the background; this has come to be known as "stanking."
Shawna's bulging little camel toe was more than I could take, so I pushed her back onto the hood of the car and ripped her panties off. Then I took her underwater swimming until we were both drenched and well satisfied.
Everett really surprised me and totally proved the myth isn't true. After we made out for a while, he went underwater swimming and didn't come up until my toes curled!
Everett really surprised me and totally proved the myth isn't true. After we made out for a while, he went underwater swimming and didn't come up until my toes curled!
by W. Wolfe October 18, 2012
Get the underwater swimming mug.A sexual act involving the woman filling her mouth with beer with her head facing up and having the man tea bag/place his balls in her mouth filled with the beer whilst masturbating.
Boy 1: Yo bro you know Brian?
Boy 2: Yeah why?
Boy 1: He had that bitch Taylor play underwater ping pong with him last night!
Boy 2: Yo his balls probably stink like beer!
Boy 2: Yeah why?
Boy 1: He had that bitch Taylor play underwater ping pong with him last night!
Boy 2: Yo his balls probably stink like beer!
by AholeJuggernaut February 9, 2017
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Sarah - "I thought she was staying home raising the new baby?"
Fred - "She is. She's giving the baby a bath right now"
Sarah - " you're an ass, haha"
Sarah - "I thought she was staying home raising the new baby?"
Fred - "She is. She's giving the baby a bath right now"
Sarah - " you're an ass, haha"
by Mr.Ection December 12, 2022
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