can't police no underwear

When you are dealing with a total clown, uniformed or not.

"Can't police no underwear!" more specifically, "I am going commando!"

Something you say when somebody is acting like they work for the CIA or some/sh"t.

FBI open up?
- what?
We have heard reports of pigeons in your region?
- what?
Sir I need you to open!
- tf you think this is, CSI Miami!?
- "F"CK you coppers, CAN'T POLICE NO UNDERWEAR!"
Your underground boxing clubs in a America are very safe and cute these days.
But who knows, "can't police no underwear!"
by ĒdōnīItaAkanīya June 07, 2025
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Shity underwear

I piece of clothing that has brownies in them
My shity underwear are very smelly and brown
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national underwear day

To wear only underwear freely without judgement. For a whole day, enjoy being in just your underpants.
It must be national underwear day because I saw Billy in his purple polka dotted underwear getting the mail this morning.
by christinastar August 05, 2022
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Dirty Underwear Coke

Cocaine that smells like dirty underwear with skidmarks. This kind of coke has appeared in the midwest and towards the east coast starting around the end of 2022. Dirty Underwear Coke is known to make users sick and is typically sold at a discount because of its odor and taste.
Tyler: i blew 3 gs of dirty underwear coke and I have a bacteria infection
by MegaShark NBA Blazed February 06, 2023
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Underwear Season

The time in which one wears only underwear during the hotter months of the year because they are too lazy or poor to turn on the air conditioner.
"Aren't you going to put on any clothes today?"
"It's too hot. Besides, it's underwear season!"
by one-time-mistake June 21, 2017
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April 18 is the national day to send pictures of yourself in only underwear to your boyfriend- especially if his initials are ALM.
“Wow my name is also the name of a river in Asia, and it’s also National Send Underwear Pics to Your Boyfriend Day so I should send a picture of me in underwear to my super cool boyfriend!”
by Riverlover69 April 18, 2022
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clix underwear

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by September 04, 2023
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