Friggin’ the twig

To masturbate with a semi

I had to brutally wank that out by friggin’ the twig

by I Smeldit August 31, 2021

Honed twig

An insult used by 45 year old British men believed to mean as useless as sharpened twig.

I cant believe we teamed with you, you honed twig.

by Twig muncher August 27, 2025

Twig thicc

When one is skinny, yet has muscle and jiggle

Hey man you gain weight?
Yeah dude. I’m now twig thicc bro

by WhiteRabbit XOXO December 27, 2019

twig

someone that is very skinny. This is normally used as an insult.

"you look like a twig"

by unicorn play time with uno April 7, 2021

Twig

A term used in Manchester to describe a sound guy

"Aw that Liam Fray is a proper twig"

by Hjjv February 21, 2017

twig !#8989

the most amazing person on this planet and deserves to be loved very much since they are the best

“twig !#8989 is so amazing, Ozzie loves him so much!!”

by Ozzie !#4592 July 23, 2021

twig-packer

one who manages to pack every varient of marijuana's twigs and stems inro any voriety of any said "bowl". Said packer should gloriously be celebrated for realizing the surprisingly high value of the simple fodder and sulken frenzies of fresh grain and its abilities to release the value of potential grain. Twig-packers are the efficieny makers of buying grass clippings (if you know what I mean ;) ). Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha... Ha... Ha... HaHar...," (Overly drawn out like a Family Guy joke.) Ha! Go fuck yourself."

Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha... Ha... Ha... HaHar...," (Overly drawn out like a Family Guy joke.) Ha! Go fuck yourself, twig-packer..."

by TBMoer July 9, 2010