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laundromat turding

A sly and filthy prank whereas someone runs into a laundromat and takes a quick dump into a washer filled with someone’s clothes and then tears out before anyone can stop them.
We used to get seriously drunk and then go laundromat turding before calling it a night and going home!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2021
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The Colbert Wind Turbine

The wind turbine at Key West High School that was named after Stephen Colbert. The naming was passed by unanimous vote from the Monroe County School Board after being proposed by Heindrek A., a senior at the school.

The turbine is part of the school's alternative energy program and is the southernmost turbine in the US. Both the turbine and the naming of the turbine have received national attention including a grant from HP, being covered on BusinessWeek.com, and other blogs, papers, etc. However, at this time, Stephen Colbert has not successfully been contacted about appearing at the 03/20/10 ribbon cutting ceremony.

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Holy kaw! Maybe the Colbert eagle will perch atop the Colbert Wind Turbine and peer up at the space station which holds the C.O.L.B.E.R.T. treadmill!!?!
by InsanitySektor February 10, 2010
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Tucking Fypos

Fucking typos backwards,used in im conversations when one make typo
NightStalker2K8:hey, usp
airsoft128:usp???
NightStalker2k8:*sup
NightStalker2k8:Tucking Fypos!
by gtadude December 7, 2004
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Turkish De-Lite

The soft and sweet spoils of military invasion.
Well, if trump says it's cool...then it's cool.
Just head on in there and get you some Turkish De-Lite; Syria has dinner ready...
by YAWA October 17, 2019
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Turning Japanese

Title of 1980 hit record by The Vapors, with a rhythm said to be suitable for masturbation. Title is a reference to the contorted face typical of a guy about to blow his load after a good tommy. The lyrics apparently tell the story of a guy in jail wanking over a picture of his girl.
1. 'Turning Japanese' by The Vapors made it to number 3 in the UK chart in early 1980.
2. I was having an awesome wank last night and just as I was about to cream myself my fucking roomate burst in and said "Fuck, you're turning Japanese!". How we laughed.
by jo-ent November 7, 2006
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turkish breakfast

the breakfast typical to modern day turks. usually has tomatoes, olive oil, white cheese zaatar, bread, and black tea.

doesn't contain eggs in assholes.
mom: turk kahvaltisini istiyormusun?
friend: what?
you: turkish breakfast?
friend: yeah, you have any bacon?
you: fuck no.
by turkincanada May 3, 2009
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turkish delight

A delicious kind of candy which you should definitely try when you visit Turkey. It is called "lokum" in Turkish. It is also used when talking about a beautiful woman.
She is a real turkish delight.
by Acelya June 7, 2007
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