A male or female who has not been getting any recently and so feels the need to patrol the streets giving more fortunate people fines for parking their car in places that they shouldn't. Traffic wardons also do many other tasks which are important to maintaining the number of pissed off car owners.
by Kate June 11, 2003
Get the traffic wardonmug. When you think you finally see the source of a traffic back-up on the highway, whether a stalled car, accident, cop, or some wild turkeys running across the highway, only to pass the offender, and discover there's something else further up ahead still causing back-up.
When he saw the tow truck and police lights on the shoulder, Mike thought the traffic would finally speed up. Unfortunately, it was just a traffic oasis and it took him another hour to get home.
by Spidertrain June 20, 2010
Get the Traffic Oasismug. by stovebox June 27, 2015
Get the ass trafficmug. by themightysheep January 22, 2010
Get the Trafficingmug. "Pimp #1: Sorry ma nizzle, but this nigga's got a large Sex Traffic list; get to ya lata, nigga." "Pimp #2: Aww shit, why does HE always get Sex Traffic?
by Matsumoto October 6, 2004
Get the Sex Trafficmug. when nathan says that he is stuck in traffic it means that he has only just woken up and now poppin' in the shower.
by sam135246 November 30, 2011
Get the stuck in trafficmug. A traffic cop is when a person leaves a large piece of excrete watse in a public or household toillet . The word was invented to show anger aswell on parking wardens.
I wouldnt go in there sum1 has left a "traffic cop"in the crapper ,give it five it took three goes to flush!
by King_Chunk December 28, 2005
Get the Traffic copmug.