rim towel

the 2-3 ply you use to wipe up with after taking a deuce

I'm all out in here, could you pass me some more rim towel.

by Shlay4 May 25, 2008

Throw A Towel On It

To put off doing something until later because currently you are being too awesome to deal with it

Bro 1: "Dude, there is this chick totally passed out on our kitchen floor!"

Bro 2: " Just throw a towel on it. We'll deal with it in the morning. Party on, bro!"

by E.K. Trashily November 8, 2011

Towel dropping

The act of dropping your towel (presumably after a shower) and exposing your genitals to a house guest or other unsuspecting personnel.

Bro#1: dude how was that pizza you ordered last night?
Bro#2: never ate it, the delivery girl was cute so I towel dropped her!
Bro#1: woah dude did you smash?
Bro#2: nah man she called the police...
Towel dropping

by Uncle Matt July 7, 2018

pool towel

The act of butt flossing with a pool float while someone shits on your face.

The YMCA pool is closed today due to last week's Pool Toweling incident.

by jayrodmurderface June 7, 2017

cooter towel

Female pad or liner used during "that time of the month"

She uses cooter towels during that time of the month.

by GINA Expert February 9, 2014

Trick Towel

A towel that is kept close to the bed so your one night stand has a towel to wipe off post sex before she/he leaves.

I made sure I had a trick towel close by so Julio can wipe up and leave quickly after he fucks me.

by HookUpQuick December 30, 2011

Jizz Towel

A towel used to soak up your jizz once you get turned on by something extremly sexy like blood on the dance floor or oldmen walking their tiny dogs while riding their scooters. A portable version of a jizz towel is the new and improved handy jizz rag.

Example one: "jarrod matthew is so amazing and his eyes are so yummy, I luvers him"

"jeez dude, get your fucking jizz towel ready"

Example two: -riding in the car- "HOLYWALNUTS! did you just see that bilboard with Morgan Freemen?!"

"dude... I got this handy portable jizz rag for you to use"

by houdinimasterfive August 25, 2009