Big Toot

A big toot is a large lad that farts a lot. Big toots also clog toilets effortlessly and wear brown underwear to cover up the questionable ones.

Gary is a big toot. He farts so much and clogs all the toilets.

by Elastic cock January 1, 2020

Danger Toot

When you have had recent diarrhea and later risk farting away from a toilet, knowing that there is a chance more than gas will come out.

Yesterday's curry gave me the runs, but I still risked a danger toot and ended up sharting myself.

by Stygian Soul March 2, 2023

muddy toot

a muddy toot is essentially a shart

If you push hard enough, sometimes a normal fart can become a muddy toot.

by crabbiie February 2, 2020

Prosta-Toot

It's when you're having sex with a hooker, and in the middle of making love, either you or her let out a clearly audibly fart, a good way to kill the mood right then and there (unless that's your thing)

Hooker: Sir, come back! I didn't mean to prosta-toot on purpose!

by Metallicajunkie October 20, 2018

whipping toots

When your masochistic Twitter sub purposely misbehaves in order to be punished. And you tweet a gif of whipping or other sort of punishment in order to pretend that you are angry.

That Toots keeps on egging me on with silly tweets, so I was busy all morning whipping toots.

by Rootsthatclutch January 27, 2022

Boob Toot

exhaling into a single female breast causing a soft flatulent sound

Not the boob toots!

by ChillywillyN May 21, 2015

toot shoot

The place from which a fart, or a toot in this case is shot out of aka the bum hole.

When I was younger my uncle touched my toot shoot

by DATEBOII4158 May 10, 2017