muddy toot

a muddy toot is essentially a shart
If you push hard enough, sometimes a normal fart can become a muddy toot.
by crabbiie February 02, 2020
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drive by tooting

a fart that is smelled when someone walks quickly by you.
There was a drive by tooting when the youngster ran by us in the kitchen.
by thumperconway August 22, 2009
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Toot machine

A terminal in many walls provided by banks where you may purchase toots for use with your favourite columbian delicacies
Before we go to the club, I need to get some fivers out of the toot machine!
by Bukake on the beach September 27, 2019
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Withay Toot

Withay toot means to put a rastafarian into a tight constricting headlock for 33 seconds.
I performed a very erotic withay toot on my friend cameron yesterday
by Spencer Ripplebottom July 02, 2022
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whipping toots

When your masochistic Twitter sub purposely misbehaves in order to be punished. And you tweet a gif of whipping or other sort of punishment in order to pretend that you are angry.
That Toots keeps on egging me on with silly tweets, so I was busy all morning whipping toots.
by Rootsthatclutch January 28, 2022
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predoody toots

The release of intestinal gases preceding defecation.
I have the predoody toots! I may have to shit soon!
by melissa anne May 28, 2007
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toot shoot

The place from which a fart, or a toot in this case is shot out of aka the bum hole.
When I was younger my uncle touched my toot shoot
by DATEBOII4158 May 10, 2017
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