tomato mouth

A person who has a mouth that looks like a tomato. Tomato mouths are usually hoes so when you see a tomato mouth you know they are a hoe.

Charlie: "Look at Carrie and her tomato mouth."
Alexis: "God, I know. What a hoe."

by CarrieHasATomatoMouth99 April 23, 2016

Tomato bitchkeeper

One of those retarded expressions people create on urban dictionary, with sex involved by default so they can reach +1000 likes with zero effort, this because that is the only definition someone wrote for that word

Tomato bitchkeeper

A fat dude wearing a red hoodie who eats lots of ass

by Some fucker took my name August 17, 2019

Tomato explosion

Picking up big can of tomato paste willst it’s open trying to put it in the fridge but all of it spills and go everywhere.

Person 1: why is there tomato paste all over your shirt?
Person 2: a tomato explosion happened
Person 1 oh.

by nathanV2 August 24, 2020

bleeding tomato

A reference to one's vagina during their menstrual cycle.

My bleeding tomato stained my white pants.

by Team3redheads December 31, 2019

Soft tomato

Unlikeable, stale, boring, not fun to be around

Melanie quit being such a soft tomato!!

by Grod1 November 13, 2015

Old Tomato

Substitute for ultimatum

Sydney was tired of waiting for Hunter propose, so she gave him the old tomato

by Lzydogrnch July 25, 2020

Water the tomatoes

When a man's penis is so short that when he pees he pisses on his balls

Son of a bitch! My dick is so shriveled up from the cold weather that it made me water the tomatoes.

by Breadfan4life October 14, 2021