TOCNR

Too Old Could Not Read

-0ld guy-"TLDNR"
-Young Guy-"More Like TOCNR"

by Highflyer FTW November 16, 2007

tock clock

imaginary meter for measuring buttock pertness -brother of the 'peter meter'

jill's butt was just about red-lining on the tock clock

judy thought his butt registered high on the tock clock!!

by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

tock slant

leaning to one side while sitting in a chair to 'help' a fart emerge!

i was brewing a good fart while sitting, so i did a tock slant as i enjoyed its' birth!

jane did a tock slant and 'cut' a tear-ass!, i sucked in all the fragrance i could; and laughed till i was crying!!

by michael foolsley March 5, 2010

Tockle

The male genitalia. Can also be used to describe a dickhead.

"My tockle is itchy as fuck"
"Phillip is being a real tockle today"

by Mr.Excitement December 29, 2015

Tocchetto

a term to describe a fat whale

J**** Tocchetto

by Jenny Tocchetto November 11, 2020

Cock tock

The act of having scheduled erections

Help me doc I've got cock tock

by Gingagon June 23, 2014

Tapple-Toch

The act of a female giving oral sex to a male (a female MAY NOT receive topple-toch, as it is simply impossible).

Bitch don’t bother comin through if you ain’t giving tapple-toch

by Bstark84 August 14, 2019