curved tv

A ridiculously overpriced variation of a much cheaper HDTV. A technology fad which companies do just because they can.

This type of TV is for people who have too much money and/or have no life.

Kid to parent: Whatcha doin'?
Parent: buying this new innoative technology called "curved TV".
Kid: OH NO!

by Wha-daCAG September 5, 2016

Jelly Curve

The Jelly Curve is whatcha say when yah duhnt know whatta say

Guy 1: Yo spitz, what’s the nizatch?

Guy 2: I duhnts man, Jelly Curve

by Some Guy Who Makes Definitions July 15, 2020

Slow curve

A slow curve is when you are being rejected in a slow and deliberate manner.

I been texting this girl and her texts have been getting shorter and shorter. I am on a slow curve bro

by SkizzUnited August 17, 2016

Curve Anchor

To coin a phrase, the curve anchor is the individual, or group of individuals, whose scores make up the bottom of the curve, the weight that pulls the curve down and secures the very bottom of the passing grade.

Poor Johnny got a 25% on the exam. Well, Johnny, don't feel too bad. Lift your head up! While you may not have done so well, my C sure looks better than I ever thought it could! Thanks for being the Curve Anchor!

by MikeTomDaveWill January 23, 2009

Review Curve

An annual review where you were told in person you were great, outstanding, etc. and then receive a "medium" written review because the "Review Curve" says that you can't give it to more than one person on your team.

Although my boss said I was an outstanding employee last year in the review meeting, I got review curved and received a "3" on my annual review.

by Brook Byrnes February 9, 2023

lovable curves

A sweet lady with huge curves

She got those Lovable Curves

by Teneea September 20, 2021

curved staff

A penis that has a banana like curve instead of being straight.

I can't wait to have sex with Joe because his curved staff tickles my g-spot.

by jimmybomm September 24, 2020