no-win situation

a situation where the parties hate a person regardless if they are happy or sad
Emo-haters are a definite example of a no-win situation. They hate when the artist is sad, and they hate when the artist is happy. Get over on hating on an artist who decides to sing about life's imperfections; if they sang about how happy they were, you'd hate that, too.
by Karen Stickney August 18, 2006
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Hitlering the situation

When someone tries to say something to make the situation better, but ultimately fucks things up even worse.
Apparently my friend over here didn't get the hint that he was Hitlering the situation until after the bitch maced him.
by Team Asunder February 03, 2011
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sticky situation

the stickiest situation since sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.
by BBBBob October 28, 2006
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Boner Situation

A situation that is likely to give a boner. Usually involve women (for straight people).
Exemple:
Guy #1: Yo man, I was at some Jess' party and Megan kept shaking her ass on me. I felt like dry sex.

Guy #2 : Bro, what a nice Boner Situation.
by Ramsmaster June 07, 2010
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Situational Beauty

A moment in time where someone whom you find completely unattractive actually looks like someone you would want to procreate with. Common among celebrities who get airbrushed beyond recognition.
(shows a magazine cover with Kristen Stewart on it actually looking pretty)
Amy: "Who do you think this is?"
Eddie: "She's pretty."
Amy: "It's Kristen Stewart."
Eddie: "Oh, she's having a situational beauty moment... good for her."
by scissorbot August 12, 2011
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situational song

A song that perfectly depicts the current events and or feelings in your life.
Person A "shit my girl just dumped me"
Person B "I got the perfect situational song for this"
by WWYKI Octopus September 29, 2011
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A sticky situation

A sticky situation
A sticky situation is a situation which is very problematic and complicated, making them really fun to gossip about with friends

Jodee- IVE GOT ANOTHER STICKY SITUATION!
friend- OMG TELL ME EVERYTHING IN MATHS!
by McDonald’sFriesAreBae October 17, 2019
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